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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Can’t you do what the rest of us do on business trips snd pick up some slag in a bar.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Well played mate, keep playing, keep enjoying it and maybe take a few lessons. The score will keep coming down. I played two rounds yesterday, 76 and 79, and one round today, 77. Delighted at my progress, another lesson on Friday.
     
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    Jesus I wish I was that good. I’ve never broken 80!
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    I regularly do rounds of about mid to high 70’s.


























    Mind it’s on a 9 hole course!!!

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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It helps if you can smash the fall 280+ yards down the middle of the fairway with your driver. And playing every day also helps <laugh>
     
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    ****ing hell mate...where do you find the time? Are you on holiday or off sick or summit?

    I’m hoping to squeeze 9 holes again after my course today before the light disappears. Cheeky ****ers charged me full price for half a round the other day that’s the price regardles of whether huh play 9 or 18....it’s a 9 hole course for ****s sake! I’m just gonna jump on and get me “other” 9 holes in and say now....robbin ****s, at least Dick Turpin had the decency to wear a ****ing mask!!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Greedy bazzards, make sure you get your proper moneys worth, it's dear enough to start with. I am off every Monday so just nip along and swing away to my hearts content. Plus I do no housework <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm booked in for another round tomorrow afternoon, three o'clock. WHHOOOOSHHHHHH
     
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    Someone really needs to provide a ****ing “Don’t Like” button on the board like!

    That being said I headed out just before 5 o clock to stick me two fingers up to the robbing ****s here! Didn’t bother keeping score as I knew I wouldn’t get the full 9 in so just had some practice which went quite well. Hit a blistering ****ing driver off the tea cutting a dog leg out and managing to thread the ball through a 10ft gap between two tall trees...pure ****ing luck of course but it looked ****ing mint, lost the ball in the water tho which I’m not too arsed about cos the water was about 300 yards from the tea which I thought I’d be quite safe from but was one of the best connections I’ve made with me big stick (ooooo-er) for a while. ‘Ave it!

    Gonna go for a full round at the weekend so will keep ya posted!
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Word is that Paul Collingwood and Lee Westwood played South Shields yesterday...Westwood shot a 60 <laugh>
     
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    Think I’d be asking myself why I was playing South Shields instead of ****ing Valspar! <laugh>

    Decent round that tho! Dont think I’ve played that course, played Whitburn where I kinda got an unofficial hole in 1 :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Last time out (ages ago) I just about managed to get one in a hole never mind a hole in one...

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    Played full round today, first one for about 2 years. Awful awful round :emoticon-0121-angry Carded 102 in the end, short game and putting was ****ing shocking today, leaving everything short and thinning my irons a lot. Tee shots were probably the best they’ve been for a while, playing off the winter tees tho which I hate. Will get out a couple of mornings or afternoons this week for some practice and hopefully a better round at some point next week.
     
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    That's some round of golf, I hope he picked up a bit on the back 9.
     
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    It's bloody hard work mate going around a golf course. Just keep plugging away, your score will come down.
     
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    Hell, you’ll have everyone on here crying if you’re not careful. The two of you having to slave and sweat blood and tears on the golf course every day...

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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Ha ha, I'm out today. After my lesson that is <laugh>
     
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    I've finally figured out how you manage to shoe horn so much golf into one day, your Porsche golf cart....

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    Most of us use it as an excuse for exercise but you sir are just plain lazy <laugh>

    Glorious day today like, i'd be tempted to get back out there later this afternoon if my shoulders weren't so bloody stiff off yesterday. Will be used to it after a few more rounds I reckon. Might still go and have some practice like, might loosen me up ;-)
     
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    <laugh> cracking that like, much better than my battered old buggy. Was glorious out there today, shot 76, two birdies, could have had a couple more. Playing again tomorrow afternoon <whistle>
     
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