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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Are we talking crazy golf or putting golf because if so those figures aren’t really that good.

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    Thats because he thinks hes ballesteros but in reality hes not even a club golfer.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ha ha, I'm disappointed with the six, I should have shot 32. I'm going for the course record, I will break it in the next three months. 65 I reckon.
     
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    So crazy golf then.

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    Hes a ****er x
     
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    <laugh> It was crazy tonight <laugh>
     
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    I’m really **** at golf. I have no patience.

    For business I should play but it just takes too long and I lose my rag big time around the 3rd hole.

    I used to putt quite well ok Brid sea front mind when I was growing up. It’s just getting onto the green which I struggle massively with.
     
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    At this rate, you'll have to give me 3 shots per hole.

    I picked up a club yesterday, gave it a swing and thought to myself 'Seve' you still have it.
     
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    <laugh> Seve and Fildo, what a pair!
     
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    Golf isn't for everyone, sadly mate. I can't throw the javelin like <wah>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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