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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    That's where the catch is<laugh>.
     
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    :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl: it's flavourless piss .
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I fail to understand all the antipathy towards Carling. It's a fine, functional beverage and much maligned by many on here <grr>
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Lol
     
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    <laugh>...wtf is a 'functional beverage'? :emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gets you pissed. What else?
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Fixed
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Works for me. You must be a ****ing raving alcy. What are you on? White Lightning, Thunderbird wine, meths? <laugh>
     
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  12. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Not everyone drinks to get pissed mate, some actually like the taste of what they're drinking!
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He asked for my definition on functional. In any case, I like the taste of Carling. I don't like the taste of Fosters. They're the only two draft lagers in the Cheese <ok>
     
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    Wow choice of Carling or Fosters .....why bother:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    SAME BREWER I SUPPOSE.
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Used to drink a lot of special brew, nothing like Carling.

    My alcy mates got me into it <whistle>
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Find a decent pub?
     
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    It was so cold last night that my jaw started to freeze...... so I gritted my teeth
     
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