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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I went to Tesco to get 6 cans of Sprite.
    It was only when I got home that I realised I’d picked seven up
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 22, 2018
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you unable to ****ing read? I LIKE THE TASTE OF CARLING <doh>
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    and that's the reason we call you a senile old ****er <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Lots of people do, or it wouldn't be so ****ing popular. Shower of ale snobs <doh>
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    <laugh>

    you getting a complex yet :bandit:
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nope. I'm comfortable with my tastes. I'm extremely discerning when it comes to single malt.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    That's all I read ;)
     
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    TOWIE and Made in Chelsea are popular but you wouldn't call it good TV......
    'Ale snob' !..<ale> you bloody lager lout:emoticon-0167-beer:.............:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Doesn't the Horlicks make you feel sleepy.:emoticon-0162-coffe
     
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    socialist monopoly
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    well that escalated quickly
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