I fail to understand all the antipathy towards Carling. It's a fine, functional beverage and much maligned by many on here
Works for me. You must be a ****ing raving alcy. What are you on? White Lightning, Thunderbird wine, meths?
He asked for my definition on functional. In any case, I like the taste of Carling. I don't like the taste of Fosters. They're the only two draft lagers in the Cheese