Pub Quiz thread

[yorkshirehornet]

What comic football joke cam true a couple of weeks back

 

[canary-dave]

Forfar four East Fife five.

Eric Morecambe

 

[yorkshirehornet]

Yes the game in the Scottish Cup a couple of weeks ago produced the very same result that Morecambe used to joke about.
Over to you


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[canary-dave]

Thanks Yorkie.

On 25th June 1975 why was a match between Chile and Uruguay abandoned?

 

[canary-dave]

Thanks Yorkie.

On 25th June 1975 why was a match between Chile and Uruguay abandoned?

I have to cancel this question, I stole it from another site and have just googled it to check and it is not confirmed.

The answer I stole was the referee sent off 19 players, but the game where 19 were sent off was in 2002 in Europe.

 

[yorkshirehornet]

new question dave?

 

[canary-dave]

What is the Aboriginal mythical water creature called?

 

[yorkshirehornet]

is it the bunyip?

 

[canary-dave]

is it the bunyip?

What took you so long?

All yours!

 

[yorkshirehornet]

What took you so long?

All yours!

sorry google took .0001325 of a second


Which football club is the greenest in Britain and why|?

 

[colognehornet]

sorry google took .0001325 of a second


Which football club is the greenest in Britain and why|?

I would guess at Forest Green Rovers. They are owned by someone who produces alternative energy and also sell no meat, or animal products, at the ground. They also treat the grass with organic fertilizer. Rather makes you wonder what the other clubs use on their pitches ?

 

[andytoprankin]

I would guess at Forest Green Rovers. They are owned by someone who produces alternative energy and also sell no meat, or animal products, at the ground. They also treat the grass with organic fertilizer. Rather makes you wonder what the other clubs use on their pitches ?

All their players are vegans, aren’t they?

 

[colognehornet]

All their players are vegans, aren’t they?

I have heard that Andy, or at least there are no animal products on sale anywhere in the club. But this does not encroach into the private lives of the players - an enforcement of that type may even be illegal. So they are vegans when at work, but what they do outside is their own affair.

 

[andytoprankin]

I have heard that Andy, or at least there are no animal products on sale anywhere in the club. But this does not encroach into the private lives of the players - an enforcement of that type may even be illegal. So they are vegans when at work, but what they do outside is their own affair.

Sure, I don’t think it is forced on anyone, I think it is a health philosophy sold to the players which they seem to buy into. Isn’t Dale Bennett there?

 

[colognehornet]

Sure, I don’t think it is forced on anyone, I think it is a health philosophy sold to the players which they seem to buy into. Isn’t Dale Bennett there?

He was there until a month ago, but has just moved to Sutton Utd.

 

[yorkshirehornet]

sorry google took .0001325 of a second


Which football club is the greenest in Britain and why|?

Cologne you are right and why are they the greenest exactly?

 

[colognehornet]

Cologne you are right and why are they the greenest exactly?

Um......most of their strip is green, their emblem is green, and their name is partly green ?

 

[oldfrenchhorn]

Um......most of their strip is green, their emblem is green, and their name is partly green ?

And where do they play cologne.

 

[colognehornet]

And where do they play cologne.

The New Lawn in Nailsworth, Gloucestershire. I once got very much under the table at a place called Brockworth which is near there - some lads were trying to prove to me that Gloucs cider was the strongest - it was, and is !

 

[yorkshirehornet]

An award.?

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