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If at least two of them are 50% fit, they could pair up 3 legged.Zabaleta and Carroll won't be coming last in the sprints anymore.

If they were racehorses they'd be put down or sent to stud, perhaps that is what Karunt is after. Perhaps the Dildo Bros are planning going into the movie business.Having signed The Wheelchair, Spammers fans have been delighted to hear that Andy Carroll and Winston Reid have broken down in pre-season training and will apparently miss a minimum of 3 months of the season.............Oh come on, Carroll's scarcely got started. He'll not be back for Christmas and I doubt we'll see him before Easter.
When the Wheelchair breaks down, I may just soil myself laughing.![]()
There's another suggestion...Bassett & Gold??
Are the Spammers now sponsored by liquorice allsorts?![]()
42 fekking million according to Sky News, you'd have to sell a lot of fekking dildos to be able to afford that!Director of Football Mario Husillos is delighted to have welcomed Felipe Anderson and believes the signing shows West Ham's intent for the coming campaign.
"We are very happy and pleased to welcome Felipe to West Ham United," he told whufc.com.“We believe that we have signed one of the most exciting talents in European football.
We'll see I guess - a lot of players arriving and a new coach - will be interesting to see if they gel quickly but plenty of clubs have had trouble integrating 6/7 players into a team and lets hope that this is the case here too.
Spending serious money this summer on manager and new players! Mind you, when you’re ripping everyone off financially, I guess you don’t have to apply the normal budgetary policies42 fekking million according to Sky News, you'd have to sell a lot of fekking dildos to be able to afford that!

Remember how, just two summers ago, Felipe Anderson was being linked with a move to Expensive Stoke?Director of Football Mario Husillos is delighted to have welcomed Felipe Anderson and believes the signing shows West Ham's intent for the coming campaign.
"We are very happy and pleased to welcome Felipe to West Ham United," he told whufc.com.“We believe that we have signed one of the most exciting talents in European football.
We'll see I guess - a lot of players arriving and a new coach - will be interesting to see if they gel quickly but plenty of clubs have had trouble integrating 6/7 players into a team and lets hope that this is the case here too.
No half decent company would want to be associated with that tainted place - the political and financial corruption.Nearly £450,000 of taxpayers' money has been spent trying to find a sponsor for West Ham's London Stadium home but a backer is still being sought.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44848750

Nearly £450,000 of taxpayers' money has been spent trying to find a sponsor for West Ham's London Stadium home but a backer is still being sought.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44848750
It just gets worse and worse. Newham Council ...
By complete coincidence, both are titles in the Dildo Bros back catalogue...The phrases :
1. in for a penny, in for a pound
2. might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb
spring to mind
Although as for ALL state sector failure, #1 is my money and
#2 is a slap on the wrist.