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But mainly because any sell-on fee would have been received when he moved from Bristol City to Fulham.

He didn't go from Spurs to Fulham, he went from Spurs to Bristol City on an undisclosed fee - then joined Fulham for an undisclosed fee after just 26 days in Bristol, so that's when the sell-on fee (if there was one) would have been activated.

 

From The Mirror...

"Manuel Pellegrini is at odds with the West Ham hierarchy - just two weeks into his reign. Mirror Sport has learned Hammers boss Pellegrini has already raised concerns about having many of his requests knocked back in his bid to strengthen his squad.
The Chilean boss has told friends he was appointed last month on the back of some significant promises. But he feels they are not being fulfilled after seeing a string of his suggestions for players to target turned down."

He's been in China, not on the dark side of the moon. Why would anyone believe a single word that they said?

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Already preparing his exit strategy, by the sounds of it

 

Meanwhile, in Newham, a lot of angry blokes are angrier than usual for some reason...

 

Increasing rumours of The Wheelchair making the move to The White Elephant. He's a perfect player for them. Not only can he keep Andy Carroll company in the treatment room, also, they can go out on the piss together.

Okay, he's not a 'seasoned international' but he is starting to lose his hair and he runs like I do now, so he looks like he should be 'seasoned' enough for them.

 

Hot from the BBC website...

Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere says he will leave the club when his contract expires at the end of June.

The 26-year-old England international made his Gunners debut in 2008 and has made 197 first-team appearances.

However, his future at Emirates Stadium was in doubt following the arrival of new manager Unai Emery.

"I felt that I was ultimately left with little choice but to make the decision that I have due to purely footballing reasons," he wrote on social media.

How long until he's on their treatment bench?

 

In that he wanted to be paid a lot more money for playing football.

 

He couldnt go to the Spammers, could he?? Oh joy - just think of all the fun and conserved effort by being able to laugh at them all together in one place!
Its like the benefit of consolidating all your borrowing into one loan!!

PLEEEEASE make it happen!!

 

Thus says it all - Wheelchair to the Dildo Bros. is a match made in heaven.... Just hope Noble stays on

 

Note the flag behind the two twats...

 

Narrow it down: which two?

 

I was going to say that it was the two making Nazi salutes in Russia, but there's a third that I somehow missed.

 

New, blockbuster signing for West Ham, Javier Pastore seems to have misunderstood the directions to The White Elephant and has mistakenly turned up in Rome.

 

Somehow the headlines suggest he "snubbed" West Scam, rather than have something known as "self respect"

 

This is your Spammers Transfer Bingo sheet - Just cross the names off as they go elsewhere or just state publicly that they wouldn't be seen dead in Claret and Blue

 

Someone just posted this again on another website....still hilarious.

 

never seen that before, that is brilliant.

Not wanting to spoil it for the easily lead or cast light on magic, but I'd love to know what they are really talking about.

 

It seems that The Spammers management are creating mayhem amongst their supporters. Despite charging a number of supporters to go on the famous 48,000 strong season ticket waiting list, the club have been sending out offers of season tickets to punters who have never joined the list, nor bought tickets for years. Others, who have never joined the list are being told that they are nearing the top of it and may be offered season tickets.

Many of those that have paid to join the list have never received any confirmation of that commitment and have not received an offer of a season ticket at all, let alone before those who were never on the list.

What a ****ing shambles. Like with everything else, they're totally blagging it. Mind you, free dildo if you buy more than 1 season ticket.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44766806

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