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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. Nurse, Nurse!!
    'Spammers are one of the biggest clubs in the world'!! <laugh>

     
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    Son was on our bench yesterday. He got 18 goals last season.
    The last West Ham player to score that many when they were in the top flight was Mike Small in 91/92.
    To match the 21 goals that Son got in the previous campaign you have to go back to Tony Cottee in 86/87.

    They've brought in a couple of decent players this season and have a good manager.
    I'd just be happy with that and see where it takes you, if I were in their shoes.
     
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    Add to that the two World Cup semi-finalists and U17 World Cup winner on the bench - and that's even doing them a favour by acknowledging Llorente's World Cup and European Championship wins aren't exactly recent...
     
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    But they've got Andy Carroll.
    Oh wait, no they haven't. Hernandez is their only striker on the bench today.
     
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    If there are any cricket fans in our midst, forget the Lords test match, the mousers are going to score more against the spammers this afternoon than India score versus England. <laugh>
     
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    ...especially since, based on Salah's goal, the offside rule apparently doesn't apply to them
     
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    He was behind the ball. Definitely not offside.
     
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    It never did unless there had been a rule change.
     
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    He was miles offside when it was played to Robertson
    https://streamja.com/WzBr
     
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    Doesn't matter. Wasn't interfering at that point.
     
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    How could he be offside, there was more than two people between him and the top of the Kop?
     
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    Unless you're referring to the goalkeeper and that bloke sat in front of the advertising hoardings, no there wasn't

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    The keeper, the guy infront of the advertising plus all of the people in the stand, don't you understand the rules at klanfield?
     
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    Of course, as everyone knows, their fans are the world's leading experts on the offside rule...
     
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    2nd 'offside' goal for the mice

    But of course, decisions never go in their favour.
     
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    Now that's an offside goal. Really poor decision by the linesman. Looked obvious.
     
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    Whilshere and Noble <laugh>

    both hit full on in the balls <laugh>

    neither have swallowed them yet <laugh>
     
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  18. Spanners should be down to 10 so balancing out.....

    Wilshere and Nobel both get 'bolloxed' the space of 3 seconds!! <yikes>
    There is a god!! <laugh>
     
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    We need Audrey for this one , but I'll start it;

    Strangers in the night, 11 lonely people......
     
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