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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If your moving house, try not to carry it all by yourself!
     
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    Don't let your erection get warped in the rain.
     
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  3. Eric Le Merde

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    Call on your mates, they could do with a good laugh
     
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  4. Didley Squat

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    Hope it all went well, Sans!
    Is your bar open yet?
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Probably moved to one of those gated posh places where they all talk with a plum in their mouths.....

    That’s it folks, he won’t be talking to us riff-raf anymore. He’s moved up in the world.
    Dinner parties, political donations and all that jazz.

    Yep, our once loyal and good friend, The Sans, has left us behind to seek new richer friendships with those in the know.

    Probably getting a facelift and penis extension as we speak!
     
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    He'll be mixing with Donald Trump next <yikes>
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Agreed.... heard that he’s big in the Donald.
    Heard he’d also like to hear from Monica Lewinski to discuss her pearl necklace.
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sans, where are you?
    Report to Gossip Forum to upload all chit chat and untruths.
     
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  9. San Diego

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    I would like to let it be known that I have a plum in my mouth and shall not be conversing with you anymore.
     
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  10. Eric Le Merde

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    A plum in the mouth or throat can be removed with the Heimlich manoeuvre
     
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    HANDY TIP

    If you go missing in the bush, in Australia, and wish to be found by your anxious friends and loved ones, then please contact us by going on the website:-

    [email protected]

    $100 reward for any information. Ring Bruce or Sheila on 09090909090
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Makes perfect sense, really...............

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    Didleys HandyHints has filed for bankruptcy.
    All donations gladly accepted.
    Phone - 1300SQUAT
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Is that 13 hundred squat
    Or
    13 oh oh squat
    Having trouble with the internet banking
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Now you tell me ................... l've always used my ass!

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    Is a neutral gender dinosaur..... not that’s there’s anything wrong with that.
     
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