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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Didleys Handy Hints has just been bought out by Squat 4 Squat Services Pty Ltd.

    So far, nothings happening......
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 21, 2018
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    If you throw away tennis balls when you have finished using them then you don't need to store them or search for them when you need them again
    Doesn't everyone do that
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 22, 2018
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    I need some hints and tips to help me sleep :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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    Kittenish, Dec 29, 2018
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 29, 2018
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 29, 2018
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 29, 2018
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    Yep. I even have a special smell spray that's guaranteed to help you sleep.. I need my money back . .
     
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    Kittenish, Dec 29, 2018
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    What's it called
    What's it smell like
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 29, 2018
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    sleeping+gif.gif
    Deep sleep pillow spray.
    Smells like ozone.
    It doesnt work.
     
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    Kittenish, Dec 30, 2018
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    I find that alcohol works for me o_O
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 30, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'll second the motion..... Bartender!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 31, 2018
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    Maybe I should up my intake of wine :emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0178-rock::emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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    Kittenish, Dec 31, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Had a very quite night, all Johnny Sober today.
    2019, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Early morning swim at Bondi beach.
    No nudity, please.

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    Didley Squat, Dec 31, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Another Didleys Handy Hints!

    If you don't want to be sent to the 'Stand in the Corner, thread ................ No Nudity, please!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 3, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Can you provide a chair so I can sit in the corner
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Doctor Didley prescribes .............

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    Didley Squat, Jan 4, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Kiwi, your next in line .................. tickets, tickets please!

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    Johnny is a great idea...:emoticon-0105-wink: If unavailable I am happy to make to make do with Drogo :emoticon-0115-inlov



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    Kittenish, Jan 4, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I see your not fussy .................... nice.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 4, 2019
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    As Kath would say.....

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