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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Tell Eric not to forget Australia Day in future
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 30, 2021
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    Keep an eye out for Kiwi!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 3, 2021
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    One by one they are all disappearing from the Barnsley site !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 5, 2021
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    That's true, Woops.
    We need something to bring them all back ......................... ??????

    More sex?
    More drunkeness?
    More nudity?
    More stupidity?
    More joking around?
    More taking the piss out of others?
    More swearing?
    Less social distancing?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 6, 2021
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    Be nice to Kiwi, he might stay!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2021
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    I'll be back !!!
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 15, 2021
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    Be nice to Woops.
    He might stay too!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2021
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    Please lift the toilet seat before use.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 19, 2021
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    Don’t overachieve your next fart or it may run down your leg!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 19, 2021
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    If you want to enjoy your beer a little more, remove the bottle top.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 22, 2021
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    If you want more hints and handy tips, dial up google!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 3, 2021
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    I'll google that suggestion immediately
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 3, 2021
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    Post your credit cards details here and l will protect them from scammers!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 4, 2021
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    Tomorrow is Two for Tuesday!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 4, 2021
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    I am without knowledge.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 29, 2021
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    Knowledge is now available….. for a small fee!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 18, 2022
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    Does God exist ???
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 18, 2022
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    For a price!
    Donate now to Reverend Squats Retirement Appeal.
    Phone 1800COIN
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 19, 2022
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    Is £5 sufficient?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 19, 2022
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    Bless you my son.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 20, 2022
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