Right there people, you may remember me from such movies like, 'How to Build a House in 24 Hours' or 'What's this growing on my Arrse!' .......... the medical TV series thats' help so many folks around the world. Today, I want to help all you adult kiddies because we are such nice wholesome folks on this forum, I thought l'd start a 'Handy Hints & Tips' thread that all members can contribute to. I might live here in Oz but l was thinking of a great Australian product that would be extremely helpful in cold countries, like Pommieland and the North Pole. This great product comes in handy in cold conditions and helps start you car engine, in fact ......... its called, Start Ya Bastard ! please log in to view this image One or two quick squirts up the air intake and your on your way! Trust the 'Dr Squat' to help out once again so remember, if your in the sh!t, ask The Squatman to help out, today!
So............. if you have a Handy Hint or Tip, why not share it with your friends, here on the forum! Over to you.........
Didley is a bit shy - he has asked me to say "Thank you dimple cheeks, and see you at usual place, Saturday evening". I'm beginning to think he is two timing me
If you get permanent marker on a whiteboard use a whiteboard marker and write over the top of it to remove it. (This actually works!)
Diddly please can you help? Where is the womans clit located and please give me any useful advise on how to locate this Is there a short cut or do I go the scenic way whilst heading down south?
Dearly Beloved, The keys to opening the pearly gates of heaven are within nearly every male, looks are often important but alcohol, especially money can offset any negative looks you may have. The more money you have, the uglier you can be. Now if you want a 'direct root .......... sorry, route, you can try google maps but if your like me and want to try the scenic route, there is much reward for the slowboat to China. You can work your way down pass Suez Canal for a short stopover and a bit of sightseeing ......... https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjGzuvmnKbXAhXBG5QKHXl4AmkQFggoMAA&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal&usg=AOvVaw0S8aMk84yZkw6ZnrLBThvp ........ before entering Charlotte's Pass. https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwid5L7GnqbXAhUDFpQKHe_7DCUQjBAIOTAG&url=http://www.charlottepass.com.au/day-tripper.html&usg=AOvVaw23W-5sVERd9aXlNZGoAXL9 Make sure your properly equipped to enter the dark deep thick bushes of the Bavarian forest that awaits you. People are known to have loss their way before. https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwio1_GjnabXAhVDKJQKHdj6CL0QFggoMAA&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_Forest&usg=AOvVaw2Ltds2spck2IyKRT8cgxrH Anyway UTR's, whichever way you decide to explore the great mountains & cayons of the world, make sure you take photos and post them for us to marvel.
Squatty, I found it It was down the back of the sofa And to add to the bonus I found £2.28 in loose change and an old TV remote please log in to view this image
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
Notice to all MALES!!!!!! If you have a steering wheel stuck down your shorts, it could be driving you nuts! See your friendly medical practitioner today!!!!
As a builder, if a client request a house frame to be out of hardwood, l can’t order it until the slab is down, they then cut it and deliver it ASAP. The frame must be cut and erected straight away, before it starts to twist, shrink and warp. No one in their right mind would order a hardwood house nowadays.