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Didley Squat

Didley Squat

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Right there people, you may remember me from such movies like, 'How to Build a House in 24 Hours' or 'What's this growing on my Arrse!' .......... the medical TV series thats' help so many folks around the world.

Today, I want to help all you adult kiddies because we are such nice wholesome folks on this forum, I thought l'd start a 'Handy Hints & Tips' thread that all members can contribute to.

I might live here in Oz but l was thinking of a great Australian product that would be extremely helpful in cold countries, like Pommieland and the North Pole.

This great product comes in handy in cold conditions and helps start you car engine, in fact ......... its called,

Start Ya Bastard !
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One or two quick squirts up the air intake and your on your way!

Trust the 'Dr Squat' to help out once again so remember,
if your in the sh!t, ask The Squatman to help out, today!
 
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UTR's said:
Diddly please can you help?

Where is the womans clit located and please give me any useful advise on how to locate this<ok>

Is there a short cut or do I go the scenic way whilst heading down south?
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Dearly Beloved,

The keys to opening the pearly gates of heaven are within nearly every male,
looks are often important but alcohol, especially money can offset any negative looks you may have.
The more money you have, the uglier you can be.

Now if you want a 'direct root .......... sorry, route, you can try google maps but if your like me and want to
try the scenic route, there is much reward for the slowboat to China.

You can work your way down pass Suez Canal for a short stopover and a bit of sightseeing .........

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjGzuvmnKbXAhXBG5QKHXl4AmkQFggoMAA&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal&usg=AOvVaw0S8aMk84yZkw6ZnrLBThvp

........ before entering Charlotte's Pass.

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwid5L7GnqbXAhUDFpQKHe_7DCUQjBAIOTAG&url=http://www.charlottepass.com.au/day-tripper.html&usg=AOvVaw23W-5sVERd9aXlNZGoAXL9

Make sure your properly equipped to enter the dark deep thick bushes of the Bavarian forest that awaits you. People are known to have loss their way before.

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwio1_GjnabXAhVDKJQKHdj6CL0QFggoMAA&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_Forest&usg=AOvVaw2Ltds2spck2IyKRT8cgxrH

Anyway UTR's, whichever way you decide to explore the great mountains & cayons of the world, make sure you take photos and post them for us to marvel.
 
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UTR's said:
Diddly please can you help?

Where is the womans clit located and please give me any useful advise on how to locate this<ok>

Is there a short cut or do I go the scenic way whilst heading down south?
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Squatty, I found it<diva><cheers>

It was down the back of the sofa<ok>

And to add to the bonus I found £2.28 in loose change and an old TV remote<ok>

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Eric Le Merde said:
If you mill your iron bark, lay it flat or it will warp
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As a builder, if a client request a house frame to be out of hardwood, l can’t order it until the slab is down, they then cut it and deliver it ASAP.

The frame must be cut and erected straight away, before it starts to twist, shrink and warp.

No one in their right mind would order a hardwood house nowadays.
 
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