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  1. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    a handy tip for breakfast

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    mustyfrog, Jan 4, 2019
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    Handy tip after breakfast ................

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    Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2019
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    Kittenish, Jan 21, 2019
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 21, 2019
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    Don't!
    Woops, sorry.... wrong thread.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 28, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    For best results afer each bowel action, use a gernie water blaster....... oh, and you can clean the toilet too!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 23, 2019
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    Kittenish, Mar 30, 2019
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    Kittenish, Mar 30, 2019
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    Have you got a decent tip for the 4th race at Sandown Park tomorrow, Didley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 3, 2019
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  10. Didley Squat

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    Try reading a book............

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    Didley Squat, Apr 3, 2019
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    Is this your autobiography Didley ?.......aIIf so, is your real name Ben Jackson or Sam Lawrence ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 4, 2019
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  12. Didley Squat

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    Its actually, Johnny B. Goode but don't tell anyone, ok?
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 5, 2019
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    My tip is don't give up your daytime job......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 6, 2019
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    Here you'll find some top dating tips for men on how to date women.
    • First impressions are always important. ...
    • Make date plans for somewhere you'll feel comfortable. ...
    • Be confident. ...
    • Don't do all the talking. ...
    • Keep the conversation fun. ...
    • Avoid the 'ex' conversation. ...
    • Turn off your phone. ...
    • Share the bill.


    Just saying ......
     
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    Kittenish, Apr 11, 2019
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    I made a plan for my hot date.
    I went to the toilet.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2019
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    Wake up each day !
     
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    Don't forget to dress before going out...
     
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    Don’t fart in elevators!
     
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    Read the Notice Board daily!
     
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    If you see Kiwi, tell him to post at least once this new year!
     
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