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Strap on you're actually being ****ed by a woman which he must have issues with

Butt plug isn't quite so submissive, one step along the path at a time though, give it six months he'll be crawling around some Spanish villa gagged and in latex playing the tea-table


Doesn't necessarily have to be submissive. She would be the one pleasuring him that way after all.
 
Pissing in her mouth? Nah, that's just ****ed up!

@RHC... did you kiss her afterwards?
 
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Anyone ever had a skin tag ... seems most appropriate to discuss it here in this silage works

Had one in my groin - pretty common place apparently due to them being caused by friction :bandit:

Just had a shower and was clean so thought **** it, you're coming off ... sterilised the area with dettol, sterilised some scissors in boiling water and dettol and snipped it ... bled a little bit straight after but not since
 
Anyone ever had a skin tag ... seems most appropriate to discuss it here in this silage works

Had one in my groin - pretty common place apparently due to them being caused by friction :bandit:

Just had a shower and was clean so thought **** it, you're coming off ... sterilised the area with dettol, sterilised some scissors in boiling water and dettol and snipped it ... bled a little bit straight after but not since


The Mrs has had a couple.
 
Were they first cousins? Not that it's the most ****ed up thing about it. Glad to hear you didn't drown. Could have text to let me know you were alright. <ok>
 
cheaper than hiring an escort... cheap flight.. free house... you don't even charge her for the pissing...

You gigolo you...

I've obviously not told anyone in the Cheese about this. However, I was on the bus home last night and my dodgy BS mate phoned me. He was pissing himself laughing as he's read the whole lot on here <laugh> However, I trust him to keep his gob shut (if you're reading this, you twat <laugh>)
 
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I've obviously not told anyone in the Cheese about this. However, I was on the bus home last night and my dodgy BS mate phoned me. He was pissing himself laughing as he's read the whole lot on here <laugh> However, I trust him to keep his gob shut (if you're reading this, you twat <laugh>)

He needs to ****ing post on here if he's reading.

he's worse than you... snorting her drugs and only contributing a bit of cum and piss to the whole affair...