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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Is this really what it's come to though ... speculating about the relative stretchiness or inflexibility of rhc's fetid hole ?!
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 10, 2017
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So what's the harm of a strapon? How is a strapon worse than a buttplug?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 10, 2017
  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Strap on you're actually being ****ed by a woman which he must have issues with

    Butt plug isn't quite so submissive, one step along the path at a time though, give it six months he'll be crawling around some Spanish villa gagged and in latex playing the tea-table
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 10, 2017
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Doesn't necessarily have to be submissive. She would be the one pleasuring him that way after all.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 10, 2017
  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Pissing in her mouth? Nah, that's just ****ed up!

    @RHC... did you kiss her afterwards?
     
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  6. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    If you look back on this thread I did predict a strap-on would be involved.
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Jul 10, 2017
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Gina by any chance?
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 10, 2017
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Anyone ever had a skin tag ... seems most appropriate to discuss it here in this silage works

    Had one in my groin - pretty common place apparently due to them being caused by friction :bandit:

    Just had a shower and was clean so thought **** it, you're coming off ... sterilised the area with dettol, sterilised some scissors in boiling water and dettol and snipped it ... bled a little bit straight after but not since
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 10, 2017
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The Mrs has had a couple.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 10, 2017
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Skin tag? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 11, 2017

  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Of course. Tasted of Carling <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 11, 2017
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Were they first cousins? Not that it's the most ****ed up thing about it. Glad to hear you didn't drown. Could have text to let me know you were alright. <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't think so <laugh> She swallows, by the way <ok> She says she's coming over again in a month <yikes>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And she also told me to stay away from Lucy when she's not around <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 12, 2017
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    cheaper than hiring an escort... cheap flight.. free house... you don't even charge her for the pissing...

    You gigolo you...
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 12, 2017
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've obviously not told anyone in the Cheese about this. However, I was on the bus home last night and my dodgy BS mate phoned me. He was pissing himself laughing as he's read the whole lot on here <laugh> However, I trust him to keep his gob shut (if you're reading this, you twat <laugh>)
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 12, 2017
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    He needs to ****ing post on here if he's reading.

    he's worse than you... snorting her drugs and only contributing a bit of cum and piss to the whole affair...
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 12, 2017
  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    oh you never said..... does she want to be **** upon also?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She was smoking mine <ok> He's a good lad. Dodgy as ****, but funny with it and a good choice in music.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That particular perversion didn't crop up, But I'd draw the line at that. Not remotely interested <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 12, 2017
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