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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So he thinks Joni Mitchell is an awful whinebag?
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't think I've listened to any Joni with him. You have no taste <ok>
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    who knew..... rhc has actual standards <yikes>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 12, 2017
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Absolutely <ok>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Did you ride the dirty mare bareback?
     
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    Tobes, Jul 12, 2017
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Never used a blurker in my life <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 12, 2017
  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You know it's a little creepy knowing this all being read on a regular basis by someone we don't know.

    It's like that weird pervert that stands in the bushes outside my house and photographs my junk as I shake it around in the nude each night on my front doorstep.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She was taking your seed. She's probably pregnant now. <ok>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    You did her up the wrong'un bareback?

    hahaha, have you started itching yet?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's 50 <laugh>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nope. No after effects whatsoever <ok>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    AIDS usually takes a while to kick in like.
     
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    Tobes, Jul 12, 2017
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It can have some weird side effects too like making you lose coordination when walking near stairs.

    :bandit:
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Arsed. Pun intended <laugh>
     
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    Did you do her relative up the wrong'un as well?
     
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    Tobes, Jul 12, 2017
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. Just clout and gob <ok>
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So your dick that had been in woman 1's arse without a condom went in woman 2's mouth afterwards.

    That's borderline scat play.

    Anyone licking up truffle butter?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The arse was nice and clean. I'd soaped it in the bathroom <ok>
     
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    With a bog brush?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fingers <ok>
     
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