You get discharge out the end of your knob with both of those, can be a white, yellow or green sort of pus, also it hurts to piss
Not unless it can detect eggs, flour, milk, and blue food colouring forming in his body ready to make blue waffle batter.
You will be kidnapped and wake up in a cellar strapped down on a table, with a large gay bloke who will say "So I'm not good enough to be recruited by you, let's experiment"
She's getting in a few from the local special needs centre then At least you won't need lube with all that unintentional drool
****ing hell!!! Never had a night like it Decided it was best to meet in Stockton Heath. Too many nosy ****s in the Cheese. Got to the Mull at 7.30 pm. Just as I arrived, I got a text to say she'd be 5 minutes, which she was. She has a nice tight dress on, which complimented her curvy figure. She said she just wanted a few quick drinks and then go back to the house. We started off proceedings by going round the back for a spliff, which I'd loaded. She said she had something nice back at the house, which turned out to be about £200 worth of lemo I called a cab at about 9.00 pm and on the way, I asked where her cousin was. She said she was 'out somewhere'. We started off with a couple of lines each and another spliff. She then put the telly on and before I could ask why the **** she was doing that, a porn film came on. A latex job. We had a good fettle on the sofa and then she got up saying she wouldn't be a minute. She came back in about 5 minutes later, with the full latex nun's outfit on, complete with stockings and red stiletto ankle boots. We had a great ****ing session with nothing off the menu. I then asked her where the other outfit she'd bought was and she said mysteriously that she'd be putting it on later. We then went to the bathroom and repeated the watersports session, but this tuime she requested I piss right in her mouth. We got up and had a couple more lines and another spliff. It was about 10.30 pm at this stage. We were just sitting on the sofa fiddling and necking and then I heard the front door shut. We were both in disarray and I whispered "Is that your ****ing cousin?" She nodded and smiled. She was expecting her The cousin not surprisingly looked even better than she had the week before and was obviously a little pissed. She went and got a drink and while she was in the kitchen, Gina got up and went into the bedroom. 5 minutes later, she arrived back in the lounge complete with crotchless latex suit and a strap-on. Her cousin (Lucy) got up and went over to her and then they started on each other They indulged in full on lesbian stuff and then Gina said "Come over here. I want you to have something to remember me by. So that was it. Full on with both of them doing porn film level filth to each other and me. I ended up getting a cab at 2.30 pm and got home and into bed before the unit returned. I'm defo going to see her in Spain later in the year
