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  1. Tobes

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    50 shades of piss

    The 2 on 1 with full lezza action chucked in is a beauty tbf, If you've made this up I'll be disappointed lol.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why the **** would I make it up? I do. however, understand how ****ing unbelievable it sounds <laugh>
     
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    You must have smelt like Grimsby fish docks when you got home, then again the Unit probably did as well <laugh>
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    imagine Ginas surprise when it turned out piss really does taste like Carling :bandit:
     
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    She asked him to piss in her mouth to take away the taste after he'd necked her.
     
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    Tobes, Jul 10, 2017
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  6. Solid Air 2

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Must be a terrible lover if you turned her into an incestuous lesbian after just two encounters with you. <whistle>
     
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  8. Tobes

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    By the sounds of it she'll have a go at anything.....

    She must have a clunge like a wizards sleeve
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I hear rhc found a new watering hole called The Windsock
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 10, 2017
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She probably picked up RHC hoping he would use his crutches on her.
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    obviously they're grooming him to use as a drugs mule for their cocaine operation in spain
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 10, 2017
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    Next stage...that strapon gets turned on him....
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    Surprisingly not. I got three fingers in it. No fisting.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. The worst I got was a finger and a tongue up it <laugh>
     
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    :1980_boogie_down:<laugh>
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

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    she has left something to look forward to :bandit:
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Slippery slope. Next it will be a small anal plug or anal beads. <ok>

    She's building up your sphincter's ability to stretch.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Wouldn't mind a buttplug administered by a fit woman <laugh>
     
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    One up the bum, no harm done
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    He's been working on that by himself for years

    Just ask his work how many mice have gone missing from the office
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 10, 2017
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