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Used to get pellets chop hem up and sell them for firewood when I was really young.

Then boilers and any other copper outta empty houses when I was in my teens.
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
First of all yer Washing machine is goosed. As it's just 10 months old its still under warranty so get on to the ****s you bought it off before the warranty runs out and get a replacement.

Secondly, naw ah widne cos the cow looks demented.

Thirdly, why did you say I'm McDonalds in your OP Pud? Was that wanne them fraudulent slips thingys?
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Is the story not bitching about McDonalds ?
 
monacoger said:
Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise <ok>
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should never have taken her out of her comfort zone, you fool.
 
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monacoger said:
Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise <ok>
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If it ain't draining some daft **** probably left a 5p piece in a trouser pocket :)

If the machine was off and it filled up on it's own, then I can only guess the inlet valve is ****ed.

But of course by all means call in an expensive engineer just to confirm what I just told yer <ok>
 
Put dry clothes into it ... that will soak up the water
 
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My step-daughter has experienced this many times, she said you have to take off the front of the machine below the drum and in there you will find a flimsy pair of knickers or a silly wee sock. Remove this and either stop wearing/washing flimsy knickers and socks or put them in a draw string bag before washing. I don't have this problem.
 
Buy a new machine and deposit the old one, in the dead of night, on a neighbour's doorstep, about 10 doors down should be far enough away.

For added value you could post an anonymous note through the victim's door, a day or two later, claiming you saw it was the Pikeys across the road, wot done it.
 
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