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This is why Labour are a poork opposition. After Hamerons rash er decision, Pig gate could have swept them back to power, but there streaky press corpdid not think chop chop to the sleezy press types before the election. Just not good enough at scratching around for dirt, they will sty out of power for the forseeable future.

Bah!

p.s. I used to play pass the pigs in my youth, the toffs appear to have very different rules to their version!
 
What makes it even better is that this has all blown up because of a Tory via the Daily Mail so it's not even as if it's the opposition stirring the **** <laugh>

I love Paddy Ashdown's comment about how "Cameron is hogging the limelight of the Lib-Dem conference", it really is beyond brilliant <laugh>
 
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So, the government have chosen today to announce that the deficit has increased almost £3bn more than estimated, largely due to a lower income and corporation tax take.

Dave may have to pork something a bit more exotic to cover this up.
 
It'll be interesting to see how they try and squirm their way out of this one. Surely they can't somehow find a way of blaming the Labour Party for this...
 
Tony_Munky_Canary said:
What makes it even better is that this has all blown up because of a Tory via the Daily Mail so it's not even as if it's the opposition stirring the **** <laugh>

I love Paddy Ashdown's comment about how "Cameron is hogging the limelight of the Lib-Dem conference", it really is beyond brilliant <laugh>
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danary said:
It'll be interesting to see how they try and squirm their way out of this one. Surely they can't somehow find a way of blaming the Labour Party for this...
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They won't have to, as the vast majority of people won't even know anything about it. Even the so called 'leftie' BBC have already buried this article onto the bottom of the business news page, and the way it was written you'd probably expect to come from Sky or at least find it on the Torygraph or Daily Mail website anyway. I'd hardly call a 13% increase on last year as "rising slightly", particularly when the target was to reduce it by 23%.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34323280

Why do none of our media outlets properly hold these ****ers to account?
 
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Free school lunches scrapped as children pay price for causing recession

BRITAIN’S infants will finally be made to pay for causing the financial crash of 2008.

Free school lunches are expected to be scrapped later this year as chancellor George Osborne punishes children for engineering the credit crunch by trading in high-risk, sub-prime mortgages.

He said: “By removing their free mash potato and lukewarm peas we send a strong message that free markets only succeed when managed responsibly.

“These children threatened the livelihoods of thousands of innocent merchant bankers who just want to be happy.”

Six year-old Tom Booker admitted: “The party’s over. In retrospect, it was wrong of me to claim free lunches at the taxpayers’ expense while running a Dubai-based hedge fund.

“Luckily, I’ve accumulated about £8 million in emerging market tech stocks so I should be able to afford a sad little hotdog and a box of Ribena.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...ay-price-for-causing-recession-20150921102109
 
They are going all out on operation "Screw the Vulnerable"!

This TTIP is one of the most outrageous things in modern politics by the way. They are looking to make it even easier for big corporations to outsource all their work to China! They can pay less there and get more done! It's ironic the whole "Threat to Economy, Country and Families" line when the Tories are the ones cutting tax credits to young families, taking away school meals and signing an agreement that will only make the incredibly rich richer and takes jobs away from people who need them in this country.

But of course none of this is reported in the Press! No no no! The Tories are harmless and just have our best interests at heart. It's that Dirty commie Corbyn who has belief in a better world that's the enemy.

Why don't you just go **** another pig Cameron! It's all you're good for.
 
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Cruyff's Turn said:
And how exactly is Corbyn going to rectify that? He is to Labour what Clegg was to the Lib Dumbs
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A charismatics leader who gets people interested in Politics? Someone who will get the Youth voting and talking about the bigger issues? Someone who will out shine the other leaders and ask the real questions?

So long as he doesn't join a coalition with the Tories I think I'm OK with him being similar to Clegg. Remember, Clegg essentially managed to make the Lib Dems a real option and got them into power for the first time since before WW2! Alright it back fired some what but that's what happens when you're in a coalition with a bunch of scummy ****ers.

People have short memories.
 
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