What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

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Just found a pair of tickets for the stone roses at the etihad.... ****ing massive boom!!!

That said I'd give my right arm to go see the cure!
 
Was a false alarm.. Thought we'd found some. Ordered online to wake up this morning to a message from the fraud team at Barclays saying they cancelled the transaction as appeared fraudulent.
 
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Same.

Sat in the golf club, having a pint.

No one out and it's coming in sideways. I only came down to get out of the house as there will soon be SIX kids and two dogs charging round the house and I've got a pounding head from last night.

This beer is sorting it out.
 
Couldn't possibly have a drink. Went for a couple last night. Though drank a bottle of red when I got home. This added to having a stinking cold.
 
It's done the trick.

I'm going to **** off out and buy some more Christmas lights. It's going to be bedlam here soon.

Not enough lights!
 
Well, I've just seen a bird with a hairy chest.

Nipped into bargain booze for a couple ales for the game and behind the counter is this girl with cleavage on full show.

Hairy tits! ****ing hairy tits.
 
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Weird.. How old was it?

I'm still bored and ill.. Debating putting the Xbox on. Or attempting to drink through it.. Though I'm beginning to question whether I'm turning into an alcoholic.. I've been pissed far too much recently.
 
It was in its twenties I reckon.

Can you imagine pulling that and getting her back to yours to find she had hairy tits?

Just nursing down a cold bottle of Stella. Nice.
 
I once dumped a bird when I was 18. Got her bangers out gave em a little suck only to find an errant hair flossing my teeth. Was coming right out of her nipple, Put me right off her.
 
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I don't know it, must be Ardwick area?

The whole 'northern quarter' is now completely different, although I'd say that's outside of this. A very good evening out there.

One of three or four areas of town with Spinningfields, Deansgate, Deansgate locks, media city(Salford) and even the rather ****e printworks which makes me question the sanity of anyone who prefers elsewhere!
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Have a look at the website. It's been there a long time.
 
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