What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Just found a pair of tickets for the stone roses at the etihad.... ****ing massive boom!!!

That said I'd give my right arm to go see the cure!

 

How do just find that?

My son is going.

 

Was a false alarm.. Thought we'd found some. Ordered online to wake up this morning to a message from the fraud team at Barclays saying they cancelled the transaction as appeared fraudulent.

 

My lad is off there with 3 of his mates, he loves the Roses after his old Dad put him onto them.

 

He's in for a shock when he hears Ian Brown singing live.

 

Or not singing, as is the case!

 

Does he not even bother now?

I think he's great though. He's a walking corpse nowadays.

 

Saw him Cardiff a few years back.

Good but a dreadful singer. Just noise really.

 

Well I'm not at work and due to the weather I can't play golf.

I have no idea what to do with myself.

 

Same.

Sat in the golf club, having a pint.

No one out and it's coming in sideways. I only came down to get out of the house as there will soon be SIX kids and two dogs charging round the house and I've got a pounding head from last night.

This beer is sorting it out.

 

Couldn't possibly have a drink. Went for a couple last night. Though drank a bottle of red when I got home. This added to having a stinking cold.

 

It's done the trick.

I'm going to **** off out and buy some more Christmas lights. It's going to be bedlam here soon.

Not enough lights!

 

Well, I've just seen a bird with a hairy chest.

Nipped into bargain booze for a couple ales for the game and behind the counter is this girl with cleavage on full show.

Hairy tits! ****ing hairy tits.

 

Weird.. How old was it?

I'm still bored and ill.. Debating putting the Xbox on. Or attempting to drink through it.. Though I'm beginning to question whether I'm turning into an alcoholic.. I've been pissed far too much recently.

 

It was in its twenties I reckon.

Can you imagine pulling that and getting her back to yours to find she had hairy tits?

Just nursing down a cold bottle of Stella. Nice.

 

I once dumped a bird when I was 18. Got her bangers out gave em a little suck only to find an errant hair flossing my teeth. Was coming right out of her nipple, Put me right off her.

 

Have a look at the website. It's been there a long time.

 

Been there, had exactly the same experience. Bristol girl.

 

Was away at that London this weekend, had a nice bit of pub grub at the new Weatherspoons in Musswel Hill. Top place.

 

Turkey.