What day of the week is it thread
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from
the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-
famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart
surgeon was waiting for the service manager to
come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous
surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.
I also can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put
in new parts and when I finish this will work just
like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and
you get the really big money, when you and I are
doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over,
and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
while it's running.
the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-
famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart
surgeon was waiting for the service manager to
come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous
surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.
I also can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put
in new parts and when I finish this will work just
like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and
you get the really big money, when you and I are
doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over,
and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
while it's running.
£7.50 to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE-minute meeting and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip-off, FUMING!!
So glad I never took the kids!
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So glad I never took the kids!
It was a really foggy day and I was thumbing for a lift and a car stopped for me. I got in sat down and went to thank the driver but there isn't a driver. I don't mind admitting I was crapping myself. Suddenly a bend appeared and I thought how are we going to get round it when all of a sudden a ghostly pair of hands grabbed the steering wheel and steered the car around the bend. When the car finally stopped I got out of the car to find another guy standing there. I said I wouldn't get in that car if I was you I think there is something wrong with it. The guy replied You're telling me I've been pushing that bastard for 5 miles.