What are you doing?

[Spurlock]

So, did you leave the dog turd where it was?

Yeah, walked around it.

 

[Spurlock]

Got a 14 year old and 2 year old. Both bwaiis.

14 year old is a cool guy, into his UFC and got good taste in music, like daddy.
2 year old is a fat **** eats like a motherfucker and a moody **** to boot.

 

[Chief]

The presenter is annoying.

Yeah, Marmite.

I don't mind him. Bit like Rick Stein. I know those think he's a **** as well.

 

[Chief]

10, 6 & 4.

 

[Stan]

Got a 14 year old and 2 year old. Both bwaiis.

14 year old is a cool guy, into his UFC and got good taste in music, like daddy.
2 year old is a fat **** eats like a motherfucker and a moody **** to boot.

Do you need around 11 years recovery in between shags?

 

[Stan]

Yeah, Marmite.

I don't mind him. Bit like Rick Stein. I know those think he's a **** as well.

I like Rick Stein.

The guy I don't like is that bell end on Dragon's Den. He's ****.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

No room in football for sentiment. He's finish, they need to get rid imo...

No he's not, he's English.

I wish he was Finnish, mind.

 

[Spurlock]

Do you need around 11 years recovery in between shags?

No, she does.

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[Treble]

Got a 14 year old and 2 year old. Both bwaiis.

14 year old is a cool guy, into his UFC and got good taste in music, like daddy.
2 year old is a fat **** eats like a motherfucker and a moody **** to boot.

Can't be that bad, you only get custody once a month

 

[FosseFilberto]

I've got three of the little batards!

(Kids, not Elsa balloons)

...liar ... (not about the kids) ...

 

[FosseFilberto]

... lying in a foamy bath drinking a home made Vanilla latte whilst contemplating the day ahead ... off to work shortly ...

 

[luvgonzo]

... lying in a foamy bath drinking a home made Vanilla latte whilst contemplating the day ahead ... off to work shortly ...

I need a new job.

 

[Spurlock]

... lying in a foamy bath drinking a home made Vanilla latte whilst contemplating the day ahead ... off to work shortly ...

Pussy.

Had a shower nice big breakfast, wake n bake...now work.

 

[Skylarker]

Sentiment is fine for players that warrant it and still offer something. Scholes, in his final years, even past his best, deserved the sentiment because he still made a difference to our team.

Gerrard for the most part did too. I thought he left a year too early. Oh well.

Not sure why people think Rooney could slip into that deeper role pinging passes about, he can hardly manage a short pass nowadays.

 

[PINKIE]

So, did you leave the dog turd where it was?

Tried booting it into the kerb, but only succeeded in spreading it over the pavement and all over my trainers.

 

[Skylarker]

So my version of a day with the kids...

Get home from work, my daughter wants a lift to her friends not a problem I'll just... No nothing she means now or teenage screaming. Get home and war has broken out as the youngest screams that a hacker is on COD killing him. Do the dishes that the oldest hasn't done never mind that he gets money to do various jobs that he doesn't ever do.

Pretty much the same here.

 

[PINKIE]

**** knows, take enough bags!?!?!

We've got a big **** off park/woods behind our house so if our dogs happen to crank one out and I've not got a bag I can conveniently not notice.

It's less easy if you're in the middle of an urban bit.

There's not much worsense in life than picking up dog ****!

Bar stepping in it.

I don't like seeing dog **** left on paths etc, but to be honest plastic bags are worse. Not only are they environmentally disasterous, worse still some people pick up the **** in a bag, then fling the bag in a hedge !

Generally I tend to get a couple of sticks or stones and flick the turd into the undergrowth, where it will break down naturally and be eaten by slugs and snails etc.

Personally I think there's a bit of OTT hysteria about dog ****.

 

[Stan]

I don't like seeing dog **** left on paths etc, but to be honest plastic bags are worse. Not only are they environmentally disasterous, worse still some people pick up the **** in a bag, then fling the bag in a hedge !

Generally I tend to get a couple of sticks or stones and flick the turd into the undergrowth, where it will break down naturally and be eaten by slugs and snails etc.

Personally I think there's a bit of OTT hysteria about dog ****.

We sometimes walk the mutt down by the canal and it's not unusual to see bagged up poo that's been deposited on the path. I assume people go to the hassle of bagging it up and then after a while get tired of carrying it.

 

[Skylarker]

Mine are 15 and 7 (both boys)

My 15 year old thinks he's a ganster.
My 7 year old thinks he's a mini gangster.

The minute I post that the 15 year old starts blasting 'look what the cat dragged in' by Giggs from his bedroom while getting ready to go to school, the ceiling is rocking.

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[Skylarker]

Good tune though tbf.