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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The council down here used to have little bag dispenser at each gate to the parks. Now, for some mad cost cutting exercise, they don't. Which has led to more dog **** about the place of course.

    You can buy these rolls of scented bio degradable bags, they cost not a lot. She gets them, I've no idea where they come from.

    I'm as guilty as anyone of 'failing' to see the dogs **** in the bushes though. I'm not going marauding into the undergrowth to pick up some **** no one will strand in anyway.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    This is an audio representation of my day yesterday

     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Getting blown by a black guy?
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yep, dog **** bins are the answer. My local council have got rid of loads because they cost money to empty, hence the dog **** increased. Now they are looking at employing a dog **** tsar who can give out on the spot fines if you're not carrying a poo bag. <doh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I blame the immigrants.
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    So does Pete!
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... holidays in France last two years ... drive down to a farmhouse the other'half's aunt has bought in the midi-pyrenees ... long drive so tend to break it up with a couple of stops on the way ... French cities are absolutely plagued with dog **** ... worst by far was Tours (last year) ... alright in the daytime coz it's pretty obvious, but when you go out for the night and have to walk back to the hotel after dark ... yeeeww
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah why not. They get the blame for massive under investment in the NHS, Housing, Public services etc. Might as well blame them for all the dog **** too <ok>
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Eating cake by the ocean.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sounds interesting.

    I'm polishing off a Faustino V.

    Was meant to be a glass but **** it, might as well cane it.

    :frown:
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Like two ****y *****s <laugh>
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Speak for Treble there.

    While I accept the ****y, there's nowt ***** in a bottle of Rioja.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Until you've finished it of course.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Having my morning coffee and vape.

    Was a bit too ****ed to come online yesterday.
     
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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Morning Sky.

    Was up wiv ya lad?

    You didn't miss much, just the usual. Like Skiddy getting new ones ripped into him.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Morning Bredda

    I took my day off a bit too literally. Ended up falling asleep in my back garden.

    No drama, good to go again. Working today, but off all weekend.

    Looking forward to the Hull mauling.

    I didn't think id miss much tbh, I have a feeling today the usual suspects will take another pounding on here.


    I did see Fossy attempted to make a thread about me. I also see it failed miserably. "Like Person, Like OP".
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Ohh is that what it is...a thread about you?! <rofl>

    I'm still reading the OP. Didn't get it.

    Good man, chilling like a G yesterday.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah my coal filled chillem, wasn't exactly approving of the rum.

    I was fine, just a little static.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> ... they've really gone to town on those Job Seekers' interviews ... can take forever eh?..
     
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