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So my version of a day with the kids...

Get home from work, my daughter wants a lift to her friends not a problem I'll just... No nothing she means now or teenage screaming. Get home and war has broken out as the youngest screams that a hacker is on COD killing him. Do the dishes that the oldest hasn't done never mind that he gets money to do various jobs that he doesn't ever do.
 
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So my bedroom of a day with the kids...

Get home from work, my daughter wants a lift to her friends not a problem I'll just... No nothing she means now or teenage screaming. Get home and war head broken out as the youngest screams that a hacker is on CID killing him. Do the dishes that the oldest hasn't done never mind that he gets money to do various jobs that he doesn't do.

I signed a contract when my daughter was born that she wasn't going to be a moody mare when she reaches her teenage years.
 
So, did you leave the dog turd where it was?
What do you do?

I had this conundrum recently. Took the dog out around where the inlaws live. We were out for an hour which included the hills, the beach, the village green and, finally, the main road through the village. He did two ****s in ten minutes at the end of the walk. Fortunately the first **** was on the village green and I had the requisite **** bag. The second one was on the pavement in the middle of the village. I wasn't going to carry it home in my hand so I left it. Grim but less grim than walking the last half a mile with a steaming dog turd in my hand.
 
**** knows, take enough bags!?!?!

We've got a big **** off park/woods behind our house so if our dogs happen to crank one out and I've not got a bag I can conveniently not notice.

It's less easy if you're in the middle of an urban bit.

There's not much worsense in life than picking up dog ****!

Bar stepping in it.
 
I have only ever watched that once and it was when my former neighbour was on it. The way he went about his project made for great car crash TV.

Really? Only once.

New series started tonight, it must be the tenth series? It seems that many anyway!
 
My missus has been filming all day today, she's got a park in Poldark being filmed near where we live. I've had little 'un all day today. We went to the Nursery, jumped around doing toddler Zumba for an hour, left her there and went home and earned some brownie points by doing the housework, took the Dog out for a walk, posted a couple of parcels, caught up with a few emails and did my accounts for the last week. Went to pick little 'un up, went to the beach, took the dog for another walk, dog got into a fight so we left, went to a buy a Frozen helium balloon that she wanted (not the dog), went to another beach and chased little 'un around some more, dog did a big turd outside a cafe and I had no poo bags left, came home, played Little Mermaid game, watched frozen, cooked dinner for little un', did the laundry, fed the dog and the cat, cat hassled me for more milk, got little 'un in the bath, she threw a bucket of water over the floor, mopped it up, got her out and dressed ready for bed, watched little mermaid, missus rolled in, little 'un had a meltdown because mummy had been away all day ........ I'm ****ed !

Earned yourself some sex I'd say, well played mate.
 
**** knows, take enough bags!?!?!

We've got a big **** off park/woods behind our house so if our dogs happen to crank one out and I've not got a bag I can conveniently not notice.

It's less easy if you're in the middle of an urban bit.

There's not much worsense in life than picking up dog ****!

Bar stepping in it.
He had ready access to the garden all day, he then had 50 minutes in the hills and on the beach. Why he had to **** twice in ten minutes at the end of the day...?! He was toying with me.
 
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