What are you doing?

'kin hell ! What ages ?

 

Nine, six and two. The little one is a pain in the arse too

 

@PISKIE sound like you have a nice family and a good thing going there.
Kids get older and answer back, enjoy the kid being 3.

 

Yeah I'm hamming it up, we had a fun day. Being a Dad is brilliant.

 

Sounds like you've got your hands full there mate

 

So my version of a day with the kids...

Get home from work, my daughter wants a lift to her friends not a problem I'll just... No nothing she means now or teenage screaming. Get home and war has broken out as the youngest screams that a hacker is on COD killing him. Do the dishes that the oldest hasn't done never mind that he gets money to do various jobs that he doesn't ever do.

 

I signed a contract when my daughter was born that she wasn't going to be a moody mare when she reaches her teenage years.

 

Can be "fun" but the eldest two get on and are both well behaved majority of the time. As I said, the youngest is a pain in the arse though.

 

Mine are 10 and 7. I've felt a bit sad recently as quite frankly they're getting too old.

 

Trying to find a thread that hasn't been infested by the dull as **** duo!

 

Watching this weeks Bake off, having a Strawberry tart,spliff then some Alien stuff on Youtube.

 

So, did you leave the dog turd where it was?

 

Watching Grand Designs on +1.

Stellar television.

 

What do you do?

I had this conundrum recently. Took the dog out around where the inlaws live. We were out for an hour which included the hills, the beach, the village green and, finally, the main road through the village. He did two ****s in ten minutes at the end of the walk. Fortunately the first **** was on the village green and I had the requisite **** bag. The second one was on the pavement in the middle of the village. I wasn't going to carry it home in my hand so I left it. Grim but less grim than walking the last half a mile with a steaming dog turd in my hand.

 

I have only ever watched that once and it was when my former neighbour was on it. The way he went about his project made for great car crash TV.

 

**** knows, take enough bags!?!?!

We've got a big **** off park/woods behind our house so if our dogs happen to crank one out and I've not got a bag I can conveniently not notice.

It's less easy if you're in the middle of an urban bit.

There's not much worsense in life than picking up dog ****!

Bar stepping in it.

 

Really? Only once.

New series started tonight, it must be the tenth series? It seems that many anyway!

 

Earned yourself some sex I'd say, well played mate.

 

He had ready access to the garden all day, he then had 50 minutes in the hills and on the beach. Why he had to **** twice in ten minutes at the end of the day...?! He was toying with me.

 

The presenter is annoying.