What are you doing?

Yeah, walked around it.

 

Got a 14 year old and 2 year old. Both bwaiis.

14 year old is a cool guy, into his UFC and got good taste in music, like daddy.
2 year old is a fat **** eats like a motherfucker and a moody **** to boot.

 

Yeah, Marmite.

I don't mind him. Bit like Rick Stein. I know those think he's a **** as well.

 

10, 6 & 4.

 

Do you need around 11 years recovery in between shags?

 

I like Rick Stein.

The guy I don't like is that bell end on Dragon's Den. He's ****.

 

No he's not, he's English.

I wish he was Finnish, mind.

 

No, she does.

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Can't be that bad, you only get custody once a month

 

...liar ... (not about the kids) ...

 

... lying in a foamy bath drinking a home made Vanilla latte whilst contemplating the day ahead ... off to work shortly ...

 

I need a new job.

 

Pussy.

Had a shower nice big breakfast, wake n bake...now work.

 

Gerrard for the most part did too. I thought he left a year too early. Oh well.

Not sure why people think Rooney could slip into that deeper role pinging passes about, he can hardly manage a short pass nowadays.

 

Tried booting it into the kerb, but only succeeded in spreading it over the pavement and all over my trainers.

 

Pretty much the same here.

 

I don't like seeing dog **** left on paths etc, but to be honest plastic bags are worse. Not only are they environmentally disasterous, worse still some people pick up the **** in a bag, then fling the bag in a hedge !

Generally I tend to get a couple of sticks or stones and flick the turd into the undergrowth, where it will break down naturally and be eaten by slugs and snails etc.

Personally I think there's a bit of OTT hysteria about dog ****.

 

We sometimes walk the mutt down by the canal and it's not unusual to see bagged up poo that's been deposited on the path. I assume people go to the hassle of bagging it up and then after a while get tired of carrying it.

 

Mine are 15 and 7 (both boys)

My 15 year old thinks he's a ganster.
My 7 year old thinks he's a mini gangster.

The minute I post that the 15 year old starts blasting 'look what the cat dragged in' by Giggs from his bedroom while getting ready to go to school, the ceiling is rocking.

 

Good tune though tbf.