I can only guess who that's aimed at.....
His Fender isn't the only thing that's getting a good strumming when he's performing down the Dog and Duck
What are you doing?
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I can only guess who that's aimed at.....
His Fender isn't the only thing that's getting a good strumming when he's performing down the Dog and Duck
Better of the two poisons.I always enjoyed smoking but only with a beer.
I'm a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to it because it gets on my nerves in anything but a 'night out' scenario yet I still occasionally enjoy a crafty one with a pint.
Had a couple of beers last night and treated myself to a couple of rollies while I was at it as I had some baccy knocking about. I only do this when I'm away with work though.
I don't crave them though.
It's the beer I crave!
... my other half's late Great Grandad (bless him) when he was alive asked her brother's missus (a raging veggie - doesn't wear leather shoes etc) whether she would fancy a slice of ham if he cut all the fat off ...
... he really didn't get it ... but it was hilarious watching her attempting a tactful decline whilst trying not to offend the old boy ...
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Oh ffs!
I know that you Northern types like to strangle the Queen's English (that was God-given to us Southerners), but even you must have worked out that it's a figure of speech, not to be taken literally?
No it's not a figure of speech.
"In an iron lung" would have been correct. "On an iron lung" is the kind of thing a moron would say.
The lads have asked me to highlight when your "jokes" go wrong.
Very much so.
I have no intention of giving up, much prefer it to smoking ***s. Haven't been interested in smoking since I started vaping.
I make my own e-juice and coils etc. so I get to play around with various flavours/strengths.
I really enjoy it personally.
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"I'm on 20 a day."
"I'm on tablets."
"I'm going on the lash tonight!"
"I'm on a dialysis machine."
These are examples that came to mind without any real thought.
You've well and truly ****ed up the wum attempt this time, Lightning! It's all well and good trying to be clever - you've tried that with me before and failed - but over such a schoolboy error!
What are you on?
[NB: for those of you who take what I write literally and then attempt to wum off your idiotic belief, please note that my last sentence was written in the full knowledge that I have just been castigating Lightning about his failure to grasp the colloquial use of "on")
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That was easier than I expected.
"Why are you doing this Stan?"
On the contrary, it's more a case of "Fair enough, HIAG. You've undone me, mate. I couldn't see it before you pointed it out, but now that you have I am just about clever enough to realise that, should I continue along this line of attack, I am going to be made out to be a complete ****wit, so I am now going to play the I-have-been-stringing-you-along-all-the-time card, in a desperate attempt to extricate myself from this quagmire of ****wittedness."
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Hoddle is a god
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HIAG II: A Small Man on the Edge
PS the bit in bold is very sharp
I saw the typo, but it's you saying it, not me!
He does throw a good face though.This is boss, I know HIAG is getting beasted again but can't read his squirming, all I'm seeing is the right hooks being landed
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