What are you doing?

I have never tried one of those vapour things. Is it actually anything like the joy of smoking (gave up ten years ago, not one of those self righteous ex-smokers who is happy clappy about not missing it at all)?

 

And you live in Cornwall...

 

He lives in Spain!

 

I'll courier it to you fam.

 

Yeah...before I get to the studio and create some magic.

 

Is that a euphemism for jail?

 

It gives you a nicotine buzz similar to smoking but it's not something I'd do for pleasure.

 

I gave it up years ago. I have to say I now realise why non smokers used to bitch about it.
I find it highly irritating now.

 

I loved smoking. Really, really enjoyed it. Sometimes still crave a smoke even after ten years (and have had moments when I lapsed and one short period when I was smoking like a trooper on nights out without Mrs Stan. I blame peer pressure). Haven't had one for a few years though.

 

I smoke when I'm with the band, but can abstain when I'm not.

I blame our drummer. Strange, because he blames me.

 

These days I only smoke after sex.

So I'm down to about 20 a week.

 

Not getting much then Tobes?

 

If I smoked after sex, I'd be on an iron lung by now.

Fact.

 

@Tobes smokes when you're with the band.

 

That doesn't make sense.

 

If you're smoking after sex, mate, I should slow down a bit!...

 

Fcuk me, Lightning! Think about it.

 

I think you meant in an iron lung.

Unless after sex you like to have a smoke and sit on an iron lung?

 

I always enjoyed smoking but only with a beer.

I'm a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to it because it gets on my nerves in anything but a 'night out' scenario yet I still occasionally enjoy a crafty one with a pint.

Had a couple of beers last night and treated myself to a couple of rollies while I was at it as I had some baccy knocking about. I only do this when I'm away with work though.

I don't crave them though.

It's the beer I crave!