Just setting off for the airport to get a plane to Madrid to get a plane to Gatwick to get a train to Wembley.

He lives in Spain!And you live in Cornwall...![]()
Do you do a postal service?
Drop off's drugs in the hood Danish?
Naughty, naughty very naughty!![]()
Is that a euphemism for jail?Yeah...before I get to the studio and create some magic.
It gives you a nicotine buzz similar to smoking but it's not something I'd do for pleasure.I have never tried one of those vapour things. Is it actually anything like the joy of smoking (gave up ten years ago, not one of those self righteous ex-smokers who is happy clappy about not missing it at all)?
I have never tried one of those vapour things. Is it actually anything like the joy of smoking (gave up ten years ago, not one of those self righteous ex-smokers who is happy clappy about not missing it at all)?
I loved smoking. Really, really enjoyed it. Sometimes still crave a smoke even after ten years (and have had moments when I lapsed and one short period when I was smoking like a trooper on nights out without Mrs Stan. I blame peer pressure). Haven't had one for a few years though.I gave it up years ago. I have to say I now realise why non smokers used to bitch about it.
I find it highly irritating now.
Not getting much then Tobes?These days I only smoke after sex.
So I'm down to about 20 a week.
@Tobes smokes when you're with the band.I smoke when I'm with the band, but can abstain when I'm not.
I blame our drummer. Strange, because he blames me.
That doesn't make sense.If I smoked after sex, I'd be on an iron lung by now.
Fact.
These days I only smoke after sex.
So I'm down to about 20 a week.

I think you meant in an iron lung.
Fcuk me, Lightning! Think about it.
I loved smoking. Really, really enjoyed it. Sometimes still crave a smoke even after ten years (and have had moments when I lapsed and one short period when I was smoking like a trooper on nights out without Mrs Stan. I blame peer pressure). Haven't had one for a few years though.