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BREAKING: Lallana misses season opener with a sever case of yellow belly.

Hmmm. I wonder if this was part of the deal. Innocuous injury robs him of a chance to face his old team, recovers miraculously for the next match.
 
I gained a beard shortly before they came into fashion and rid myself of my beard about a month ago after I noticed that almost every yoof I saw was sporting one. I may be ahead of the curve again if a fashionista like La Lallana is now shaving.

I try to lead fashion rather than following it, so you can all expect my current choice, loon pants, to make a sudden comeback.

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I gained a beard shortly before they came into fashion and rid myself of my beard about a month ago after I noticed that almost every yoof I saw was sporting one. I may be ahead of the curve again if a fashionista like La Lallana is now shaving.

I try to lead fashion rather than following it, so you can all expect my current choice, loon pants, to make a sudden comeback.

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You live and learn. I was completely unaware that loon pants had ever gone out of fashion!
 
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So this thread will have to be closed as the "beard" in the title thread is no longer applicable. I know plenty of people love him on this board so perhaps we can resign him for about 8m in the summer if he is surplus to Klopp's requirements. Absolutely certain he could do a good job for Saints again.
 
So this thread will have to be closed as the "beard" in the title thread is no longer applicable. I know plenty of people love him on this board so perhaps we can resign him for about 8m in the summer if he is surplus to Klopp's requirements. Absolutely certain he could do a good job for Saints again.

No thanks.
 
So this thread will have to be closed as the "beard" in the title thread is no longer applicable. I know plenty of people love him on this board so perhaps we can re-sign him for about £8 in the summer if he is surplus to Klopp's requirements. Absolutely certain he could do a good job for Saints again.

Corrected your figures for you. The shop seems to have plenty of staff, thanks. Toilets could be cleaned more regularly on match days, and that probably pays about £7 an hour not £8
 
Corrected your figures for you. The shop seems to have plenty of staff, thanks. Toilets could be cleaned more regularly on match days, and that probably pays about £7 an hour not £8

I'd like to think thge club pays the living wage rather than the legal minimum. Worth investigating actually..