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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 17, 2014.

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  1. hotbovril

    hotbovril Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm. I wonder if this was part of the deal. Innocuous injury robs him of a chance to face his old team, recovers miraculously for the next match.
     
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    hotbovril, Jul 25, 2014
  2. Mr_Saintly

    Mr_Saintly Well-Known Member

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    You! You are never going away ever again.
     
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    Mr_Saintly, Jul 25, 2014
  3. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I for one am very upset and concerned for him. It is such a shame.

    (^^Said with as much sincerity as TB kissing the badge)
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jul 25, 2014
  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    TW injured....so sticking pins in wax images works! I shall now remodel it into Lovren, so I am ready. Just need a bit more wax for the head.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Jul 26, 2014
  5. mowgli

    mowgli Well-Known Member

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    The word 'fact' in block capitals suggests to me that is made up..... ;)
     
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    mowgli, Jul 26, 2014
  6. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    It is no more.

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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Mar 9, 2016
  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    All that Nivea finally made it fall off!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Mar 9, 2016
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  8. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    He looks like a Madame Tussaud's wax model. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat, Mar 9, 2016
  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I can see why he wore it....he looks weird. And scary.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Mar 9, 2016
  10. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

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    I gained a beard shortly before they came into fashion and rid myself of my beard about a month ago after I noticed that almost every yoof I saw was sporting one. I may be ahead of the curve again if a fashionista like La Lallana is now shaving.

    I try to lead fashion rather than following it, so you can all expect my current choice, loon pants, to make a sudden comeback.

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    Vin
     
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  11. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    You live and learn. I was completely unaware that loon pants had ever gone out of fashion!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Mar 9, 2016
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  12. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Just Twat from now on then?
     
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    fatletiss, Mar 9, 2016
  13. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    So this thread will have to be closed as the "beard" in the title thread is no longer applicable. I know plenty of people love him on this board so perhaps we can resign him for about 8m in the summer if he is surplus to Klopp's requirements. Absolutely certain he could do a good job for Saints again.
     
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    The Ides of March, Mar 9, 2016
  14. Saints Fan4Life

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    No thanks.
     
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    Saints Fan4Life, Mar 9, 2016
  15. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Just plain old twat now
     
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    saintlyhero, Mar 9, 2016
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  16. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    That's what I meant to say!! Edited mine correctly now.
     
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    fatletiss, Mar 9, 2016
  17. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Lots of Lallana admirers here. Surely he is more loveable than John Terry or Diego Costa?
     
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    The Ides of March, Mar 9, 2016
  18. Missing Lambo

    Missing Lambo Well-Known Member

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    Corrected your figures for you. The shop seems to have plenty of staff, thanks. Toilets could be cleaned more regularly on match days, and that probably pays about £7 an hour not £8
     
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    Missing Lambo, Mar 9, 2016
  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'd like to think thge club pays the living wage rather than the legal minimum. Worth investigating actually..
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 9, 2016
  20. Missing Lambo

    Missing Lambo Well-Known Member

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    Stack me. Are jokes illegal on here?!

    As a life long trade unionist I also hope the staff are properly trained but, bloody hell ....
     
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    Missing Lambo, Mar 9, 2016
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