Stranger: hey wana roleplay?
You: Yeah sure!! I'll start.......
Stranger: kl kl
You: Opening scene: Two moderately attractive females (I use that term loosely) begin to get amorous, touching, licking, kissing. There is an intense feeling between the two, they look like they are holding back, not completely fulfilling their every wanton desire........................
Stranger: mmmmm yeah and?
You: One bends over, spreads her cheeks while the other positions herself behind....
Stranger: uh good yh yh
You: The girl is positioned directly behind the others anus, to watch as she squeezes out the most glorious mass of steaming brown 'delight'............ it lovingly caressing the insides of the provided cup
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Class stuffJust had a huge conversation as Fireman Sam some crazy questions I had to get her to google Pontypandy as I was getting bored.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Come watch me rub my pussy.... <3 rubbingmypussy.blogspot.com
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Stranger: Hi! Wanna play?
You: Sure!! I'll Start.....
Stranger: Ok!
You: Theorising I could time travel within my own lifetime, I stepped into my quantum leap accelerator, and vanished....
Stranger: Um, that's not what I had in mind.....
You: I awoke to find myself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not my own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. My only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from my own time that only I can see and hear......and so I find myself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and each time hoping that the next leap, will be the leap home.............
Stranger: **** you!!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: Looking for f
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
Stranger: f
You: Bi-girl looking for f
Stranger: **** me
You: Had a few guys lying to me. You sure you're f? lol
Stranger: hehehehhehehe
Stranger: sure
You: Lie down on my bed
Stranger: yes baby come
You: I'm slipping your vesttop over your arms.
You: You smell so good.
Stranger: i wanna see body
Stranger: do u ve cam
You: Yeah. Maybe in a minute. You SURE you're f?
Stranger: u show me and i 'll do
You: You'll do? You'll do what?
Stranger: show u my pussy
You: Oh!
You: OK
You: I'm sending you a picture of my dick.
You: Uh
You: Pussy
You: I mean
Stranger: u show me first
Stranger: no
Stranger: i wanna cam
You: Wait 'til I get my boots off. ****ing Doc Martens. You want a pint or what? I have some Old Holburn here if you fancy a rollie.
Stranger: u ve skypie?
You: I don't know, to be honest. I've tried to get it working but I think I'll have to ask a guy to do it for me. Technology, eh?
Stranger: u 'll be late?
Stranger: i wanna nw
You: I hope I'm not 'late'. That would mean I were pregnant. I know that kind of thing because I am, in fact, a female. Ooh. My ovaries.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i waiting u to see ur deck and pussy
Stranger: then put ur deck in my pussy
Stranger: u feel ?
Stranger: eeemmmmmm
You: My deck? I think you're either confusing me with a sailor or a man.
You: Neither of which is the case.
You: I am a woman.
You: With boobs and everything.
You: Um...KD Lang?
Stranger: i don't understand
Stranger: u ve a pussy or deck ?
Stranger: or what?
You: Ah! I get it! No, I don't have a pussy or a deck.
You: I have both.,
You: Do you want to see me put my deck in my pussy?
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: yyeeees
Stranger: really wanna see
You: Really? Most people don't like it.
You: Hold on. I need to talk my female side into it.
You: Awright doll?
You: Don't 'awright' me ya hoormaistering ****.
You: But sweetheart
You: Dinnae gies it!
Stranger: i like to see this this make me wet
You: Hold on, I think she's coming around to the idea.
You: I got you some flowers
You: ****ing garage flowers! You know where you can put them.
You: You've goat some mooth on you you know that?
You: Aye. And whit are you gonnae dae eh? The big man, eh?
You: BAM!
Stranger: baby
You: Ah! Naw. Ah'm sorry.
You: No sorry enough ya cow
Stranger: where cam
You: Naw, nae mair. Ah'm sorry!
Stranger: i wanna nw
You: I'll take ma belt aff tae you, I swear I will.
Stranger: u track me?
You: Naw naw
You: Stoap crying ya boot!
You: BAM!
You: You MADE me dae that. You MADE me!
You: *sob*
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 f u.s.a. hope you don't mind!What about you?
Stranger: 21 m turkey
You: aah cool i love turkey
Stranger: great
Stranger: have u ever been here?
You: no but i'd love to go
You: is the weather good?
Stranger: nowadays it s very hot
You: haha are you hoy?
You: hot*
Stranger: no i m not
You: do u want some pics?
Stranger: ok
You: whats your e-mail?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: coool. will you send me sum pics? xoxo
Stranger: no i dont have any pics
You: ok cool what kind of pics do you want from me?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: u said u wanted to show pics
You: topless? xox
Stranger: arent u too young for that stuff?
You: nope
Stranger: ok then
You: u want me to send? yeah?
You: sent xoxox
Stranger: alright
You: You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation".
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I think it's fair to say that Turkish pervert has wet himself!
you are so mean.
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I think it's fair to say that Turkish pervert has wet himself!
Quality!you are so mean.
It was funny though![]()


Serves him right for being a perve
I might send him an e-mail or two now!![]()
I'd laugh if HE was actually from the FBI, just having a little bit of fun on Omegle. **** you right up Yonner.
I'd **** him up.This was getting too confusing, so I wrapped it up myself.
Wait 'til I get my boots off. ****ing Doc Martens.
That is genius.