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Troll a Stranger

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. The Magic Man

    The Magic Man Well-Known Member

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    This thread is ****ing hilarious. Well played.
     
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  2. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Stranger: hey wana roleplay?

    You: Yeah sure!! I'll start.......

    Stranger: kl kl

    You: Opening scene: Two moderately attractive females (I use that term loosely) begin to get amorous, touching, licking, kissing. There is an intense feeling between the two, they look like they are holding back, not completely fulfilling their every wanton desire........................

    Stranger: mmmmm yeah and?

    You: One bends over, spreads her cheeks while the other positions herself behind....

    Stranger: uh good yh yh

    You: The girl is positioned directly behind the others anus, to watch as she squeezes out the most glorious mass of steaming brown 'delight'............ it lovingly caressing the insides of the provided cup

    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    <laugh> Class stuff
     
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  4. HackerJack

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  5. Lukas

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    Here's something to copy and paste when you catch a ***** (even though it works a lot better in non-live conversations):

    It has come to the attention of the Federal Bureau of Investigation that you have attempted to partake in sexual relations with a minor which in actuality was a representative of the sexual assault and ****philia investigation department of the Bureau. The conversation and all other information needed will be or has been recorded for further investigation under regulation(s) SL: 32.2.392 of the constitutional codex.

    At this time your conversations and other aliases that have relations to your IP address and other known addresses are under full evaluation to further investigate the litigation that you have attempted in consensual sexual relations with a minor.

    This message is given in accordance of the law by the Federal Bureau of Investigation any and all responses are recorded for a better over view of the case.

    For further questions please contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation at (205) 326-6166.
     
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  6. B-C

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    Stranger: Hi! Wanna play?

    You: Sure!! I'll Start.....

    Stranger: Ok!

    You: Theorising I could time travel within my own lifetime, I stepped into my quantum leap accelerator, and vanished....

    Stranger: Um, that's not what I had in mind.....

    You: I awoke to find myself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not my own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. My only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from my own time that only I can see and hear......and so I find myself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and each time hoping that the next leap, will be the leap home.............

    Stranger: **** you!!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  9. PointyBirds

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    Was some **** just trying to boom-box me? It has this site written all over it.
     
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  10. PointyBirds

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    This was getting too confusing, so I wrapped it up myself.

     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Some real quality work lads

    <laugh>
     
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  12. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    I think it's fair to say that Turkish pervert has wet himself!
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    <laugh> you are so mean.

    It was funny though <ok>
     
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  14. Walsall Aces

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    <laugh> Quality!
     
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  15. Welcome to the North

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    Serves him right for being a perve <laugh>

    I might send him an e-mail or two now! <laugh>
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    Make it look like it's coming from the FBI saying that they have traced his IP address and will be starting extradition procedures so he can face trial
     
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  17. Walsall Aces

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    I'd laugh if HE was actually from the FBI, just having a little bit of fun on Omegle. **** you right up Yonner.
     
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  18. Welcome to the North

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    <grr> I'd **** him up.
     
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  19. PointyBirds

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    Sounds like entrapment anyway. Although I would imagine that there'd b an authority on the minutiae of child abuse laws on this very site who's researched it thoroughly and would be able to advise us of every loophole and possible get-out.
     
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  20. Lucaaas

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    <laugh> That is genius.
     
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