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Stranger: hey wana roleplay?

You: Yeah sure!! I'll start.......

Stranger: kl kl

You: Opening scene: Two moderately attractive females (I use that term loosely) begin to get amorous, touching, licking, kissing. There is an intense feeling between the two, they look like they are holding back, not completely fulfilling their every wanton desire........................

Stranger: mmmmm yeah and?

You: One bends over, spreads her cheeks while the other positions herself behind....

Stranger: uh good yh yh

You: The girl is positioned directly behind the others anus, to watch as she squeezes out the most glorious mass of steaming brown 'delight'............ it lovingly caressing the insides of the provided cup

Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
Stranger: hey wana roleplay?

You: Yeah sure!! I'll start.......

Stranger: kl kl

You: Opening scene: Two moderately attractive females (I use that term loosely) begin to get amorous, touching, licking, kissing. There is an intense feeling between the two, they look like they are holding back, not completely fulfilling their every wanton desire........................

Stranger: mmmmm yeah and?

You: One bends over, spreads her cheeks while the other positions herself behind....

Stranger: uh good yh yh

You: The girl is positioned directly behind the others anus, to watch as she squeezes out the most glorious mass of steaming brown 'delight'............ it lovingly caressing the insides of the provided cup

Your conversational partner has disconnected

<laugh> Class stuff
 
Here's something to copy and paste when you catch a ***** (even though it works a lot better in non-live conversations):

It has come to the attention of the Federal Bureau of Investigation that you have attempted to partake in sexual relations with a minor which in actuality was a representative of the sexual assault and ****philia investigation department of the Bureau. The conversation and all other information needed will be or has been recorded for further investigation under regulation(s) SL: 32.2.392 of the constitutional codex.

At this time your conversations and other aliases that have relations to your IP address and other known addresses are under full evaluation to further investigate the litigation that you have attempted in consensual sexual relations with a minor.

This message is given in accordance of the law by the Federal Bureau of Investigation any and all responses are recorded for a better over view of the case.

For further questions please contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation at (205) 326-6166.
 
Stranger: Hi! Wanna play?

You: Sure!! I'll Start.....

Stranger: Ok!

You: Theorising I could time travel within my own lifetime, I stepped into my quantum leap accelerator, and vanished....

Stranger: Um, that's not what I had in mind.....

You: I awoke to find myself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not my own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. My only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from my own time that only I can see and hear......and so I find myself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and each time hoping that the next leap, will be the leap home.............

Stranger: **** you!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
Stranger: Hi! Wanna play?

You: Sure!! I'll Start.....

Stranger: Ok!

You: Theorising I could time travel within my own lifetime, I stepped into my quantum leap accelerator, and vanished....

Stranger: Um, that's not what I had in mind.....

You: I awoke to find myself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not my own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. My only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from my own time that only I can see and hear......and so I find myself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and each time hoping that the next leap, will be the leap home.............

Stranger: **** you!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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This was getting too confusing, so I wrapped it up myself.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

You: Looking for f

Stranger: why

Stranger: ?

Stranger: f

You: Bi-girl looking for f

Stranger: **** me

You: Had a few guys lying to me. You sure you're f? lol

Stranger: hehehehhehehe

Stranger: sure

You: Lie down on my bed

Stranger: yes baby come

You: I'm slipping your vesttop over your arms.

You: You smell so good.

Stranger: i wanna see body

Stranger: do u ve cam

You: Yeah. Maybe in a minute. You SURE you're f?

Stranger: u show me and i 'll do

You: You'll do? You'll do what?

Stranger: show u my pussy

You: Oh!

You: OK

You: I'm sending you a picture of my dick.

You: Uh

You: Pussy

You: I mean

Stranger: u show me first

Stranger: no

Stranger: i wanna cam

You: Wait 'til I get my boots off. ****ing Doc Martens. You want a pint or what? I have some Old Holburn here if you fancy a rollie.

Stranger: u ve skypie?

You: I don't know, to be honest. I've tried to get it working but I think I'll have to ask a guy to do it for me. Technology, eh?

Stranger: u 'll be late?

Stranger: i wanna nw

You: I hope I'm not 'late'. That would mean I were pregnant. I know that kind of thing because I am, in fact, a female. Ooh. My ovaries.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i waiting u to see ur deck and pussy

Stranger: then put ur deck in my pussy

Stranger: u feel ?

Stranger: eeemmmmmm

You: My deck? I think you're either confusing me with a sailor or a man.

You: Neither of which is the case.

You: I am a woman.

You: With boobs and everything.

You: Um...KD Lang?

Stranger: i don't understand

Stranger: u ve a pussy or deck ?

Stranger: or what?

You: Ah! I get it! No, I don't have a pussy or a deck.

You: I have both.,

You: Do you want to see me put my deck in my pussy?

Stranger: ohhhhhh

Stranger: yyeeees

Stranger: really wanna see

You: Really? Most people don't like it.

You: Hold on. I need to talk my female side into it.

You: Awright doll?

You: Don't 'awright' me ya hoormaistering ****.

You: But sweetheart

You: Dinnae gies it!

Stranger: i like to see this this make me wet

You: Hold on, I think she's coming around to the idea.

You: I got you some flowers

You: ****ing garage flowers! You know where you can put them.

You: You've goat some mooth on you you know that?

You: Aye. And whit are you gonnae dae eh? The big man, eh?

You: BAM!

Stranger: baby

You: Ah! Naw. Ah'm sorry.

You: No sorry enough ya cow

Stranger: where cam

You: Naw, nae mair. Ah'm sorry!

Stranger: i wanna nw

You: I'll take ma belt aff tae you, I swear I will.

Stranger: u track me?

You: Naw naw

You: Stoap crying ya boot!

You: BAM!

You: You MADE me dae that. You MADE me!

You: *sob*

You have disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 15 f u.s.a. hope you don't mind! ;) What about you?

Stranger: 21 m turkey

You: aah cool i love turkey

Stranger: great

Stranger: have u ever been here?

You: no but i'd love to go

You: is the weather good?

Stranger: nowadays it s very hot

You: haha are you hoy? ;)

You: hot*

Stranger: no i m not :)

You: do u want some pics?

Stranger: ok

You: whats your e-mail?

Stranger: [email protected]

You: coool. will you send me sum pics? xoxo

Stranger: no i dont have any pics

You: ok cool what kind of pics do you want from me? ;)

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: u said u wanted to show pics

You: topless? xox

Stranger: arent u too young for that stuff?

You: nope

Stranger: ok then

You: u want me to send? yeah?

You: sent xoxox

Stranger: alright

You: You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation".

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I think it's fair to say that Turkish pervert has wet himself!
 
Sounds like entrapment anyway. Although I would imagine that there'd b an authority on the minutiae of child abuse laws on this very site who's researched it thoroughly and would be able to advise us of every loophole and possible get-out.