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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Brillant <laugh>
     
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  2. Longview01

    Longview01 Member

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    Stranger: im looking for a girl to skype.

    You: herro

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl

    You: me ching chang chong china man, you lookin for girl big titties yes?

    Stranger: yes

    You: you look in rong place then dickhead

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  3. Longview01

    Longview01 Member

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    This is so much fun

    You: 28, 72, 55 and a 12 please

    Stranger: wat

    Stranger: male ya female

    You: this is chinese direct right?

    Stranger: are you girl

    You: i used to be...

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    EDIT - omg someone just trolled me...

    Stranger: Hi there, fellow Homo sapiens! Nice to meet you! I'm 23/m/India. May I know your ASL? (And, by the way, I'm not interested in talking to (a) immature kids (1:cool:, (b) uneducated morons, (c) perverts (including gays and lesbians), (d) beef-munchers, because those nasty barbarians disgust me and who, I guess, will resort to cannibalism once cows become extinct, and (e) Americans, Brits and Australians, because I hate and despise them; so if you fall into one or more of those categories, you may as well disconnect right away.)
     
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  4. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    The true essence of not606. Well done dougie <ok>
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I got some git called Toby last night who wanted me to rim him. I politely told him to **** off
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I don't try to chat up elderly women <ok>
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    <ok>
     
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  8. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    That's not what the stories on the street say. I heard you are quite the romancer of the elderly
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> <laugh> Squiggles made a gay joke!! <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They can be quite touchy on that site.


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    Stranger: hey


    Stranger: indian?


    You: hi


    You: no thanks, I'm not hngry just now


    You: not hungry just now


    Stranger: gtfo


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  11. Longview01

    Longview01 Member

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    Just had some fun

    Stranger: What kind of music do you listen to?

    You: whos this?

    Stranger: This is watermelon

    You: **** off and put dave on

    You: i wanna chat to dave

    Stranger: Ok

    Stranger: hold on

    Stranger: he is taking a **** or something

    You: tell him to hurry the **** up

    You: i need to talk to dave

    Stranger: ok here he is

    Stranger: This is dave.

    You: god dave...at last ive found you

    Stranger: Who is this?

    You: you tell me....dave would know

    Stranger: Amy?

    You: no

    Stranger: Good.

    You: ffs you ****, put dave on!

    Stranger: It's me

    Stranger: Mom?

    You: it aint you, listen to me you little dickhead you put dave on now or there will be trouble

    Stranger: Mom!

    You: right, im calling the police

    Stranger: BUT ITS ME

    Stranger: DAVE

    You: your ip is logged

    You: and im telling the police you are impersentating dave.....

    Stranger: I'm at a coffee shop

    You: you prob killed him

    Stranger: What now?

    You: just wait for them to come

    Stranger: lol

    You: im gonna call them now, ive got your ip and will be passing it on to them

    Stranger: You don't have my IP

    You: yes i do....a ip tracker is not hard to dl/use

    Stranger: You have to coffee shops IP

    Stranger: the

    You: yeah and the time and what computer you are on...wont be hard to track you down

    Stranger: What city am I then?

    Stranger: If you have my ip

    You: i cant tell from an ip but the police can

    You: be prepared for them to be there soon

    You have disconnected.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hiii

    You: I have a message from God!

    Stranger: wht

    Stranger: can i kw ur name

    You:
    Jesus

    Stranger: mine is hanuman ji...

    You:
    Hi!

    Stranger: u asl go away bastard

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  13. PointyBirds

    PointyBirds Member

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    He was only fifteen too. Filthy wee ****.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi there

    Stranger: hows it going

    You: I is Russian Hello!

    Stranger: u a guy?

    You:
    No gril english nt gud x

    Stranger: thats ok

    Stranger: i would love to meet a russian girl

    You:
    were yu

    Stranger: i am from ireland

    Stranger: ireland

    You:
    Hash?

    Stranger: how old are you

    You:
    18 yr old

    Stranger: no hash at the moment

    Stranger: do you have a photo

    You:
    lut of foto x

    Stranger: can u sent me a photo

    Stranger: ssend

    You:
    what uddres?

    Stranger: [email protected]

    Stranger: i will send you my photo

    You:
    dunt now how!!

    Stranger: do u have a link

    You:
    u pervert?

    Stranger: haha no

    Stranger: im 19

    You:
    ok

    Stranger: but i would love to meet a russian girl

    You:
    almost girl now finised in 2 months

    Stranger: finished what?

    You:
    being girl almost

    Stranger: dont understand

    Stranger: were you a guy before?

    You:
    not in my head but yes, is this ok?

    Stranger: no

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahahahaha ****ing cracker Pointy
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

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    You: hi

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: m or f?

    You: both

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    <doh>
     
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  18. PointyBirds

    PointyBirds Member

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    This site if full of ****ing perverts.

     
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  19. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    I love this thread. Gutted I'm at work as i have some great ideas.

    Roll on the weekend
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just had a huge conversation as Fireman Sam some crazy questions I had to get her to google Pontypandy as I was getting bored.
     
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