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Natchrawldry said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, are you a female interested in sexual roleplay? I am a male looking for a female to sexual roleplay with, you interested?

You: might be *giggles

Stranger: Ok, how about you play my hot hairdresser?

You: ok then, sit yourself down

Stranger: Wait, pick a character and I Will describe her, Jane, Debbie or Laura

You: Debbie!!

Stranger: Debbie, tall, slim, hot, big ass and big tits, single mum of 2, blonde hair, 34 years old, very chatty, very hot, friendly, hairdresser

Stranger: I am Danny, tall, athletic, hot, red hair, big cock, single, 17 years old, still a virgin, very hot, friendly, funny

Stranger: Right, want me to start?

You: hang on a sec love, just nipping outside for a quick ***

Stranger: Ok then...

You: right, back now, number 2 all over?

Stranger: Wait, I will start the roleplay

You: i like to be the dominant one though...

Stranger: Yeah you will be, but I start

You: ok

Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

You: "i suppose so, it's just that i don't know how much more i can take anymore, i feel like my life is ebbing away, all this talk of who's who is making me lose the will to live"

Stranger: "Debbie, cmon, you are a great person, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?" I ask in the hug

You: "you could ask Mick to have a word with them?"

Stranger: "How about I cheer you up in a slightly different way" I lean foward and kiss her lips softly

You: "**** me that's a bit forward isn't it you ginger ****? i come on here to take the piss and then you ****ing force neck me. for ****s sake"

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... thats funny

You: cheers mate, btw I'm actually a builder from Bristol in my 40's but we can carry on if you like. maybe take things a bit slower?

Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Brillant <laugh>
 
Stranger: im looking for a girl to skype.

You: herro

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: me ching chang chong china man, you lookin for girl big titties yes?

Stranger: yes

You: you look in rong place then dickhead

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
This is so much fun

You: 28, 72, 55 and a 12 please

Stranger: wat

Stranger: male ya female

You: this is chinese direct right?

Stranger: are you girl

You: i used to be...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT - omg someone just trolled me...

Stranger: Hi there, fellow Homo sapiens! Nice to meet you! I'm 23/m/India. May I know your ASL? (And, by the way, I'm not interested in talking to (a) immature kids (18-), (b) uneducated morons, (c) perverts (including gays and lesbians), (d) beef-munchers, because those nasty barbarians disgust me and who, I guess, will resort to cannibalism once cows become extinct, and (e) Americans, Brits and Australians, because I hate and despise them; so if you fall into one or more of those categories, you may as well disconnect right away.)
 
Stranger: hi a/s/l?

You: 61/m/ireland u?

Stranger: omg your irish?!? im 30/f/cali

You: yeah, you like older men?

Stranger: um......i dunno

You: i do, my boyfriend is 93

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The true essence of not606. Well done dougie <ok>
 
They can be quite touchy on that site.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hey


Stranger: indian?


You: hi


You: no thanks, I'm not hngry just now


You: not hungry just now


Stranger: gtfo


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Just had some fun

Stranger: What kind of music do you listen to?

You: whos this?

Stranger: This is watermelon

You: **** off and put dave on

You: i wanna chat to dave

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: he is taking a **** or something

You: tell him to hurry the **** up

You: i need to talk to dave

Stranger: ok here he is

Stranger: This is dave.

You: god dave...at last ive found you

Stranger: Who is this?

You: you tell me....dave would know

Stranger: Amy?

You: no

Stranger: Good.

You: ffs you ****, put dave on!

Stranger: It's me

Stranger: Mom?

You: it aint you, listen to me you little dickhead you put dave on now or there will be trouble

Stranger: Mom!

You: right, im calling the police

Stranger: BUT ITS ME

Stranger: DAVE

You: your ip is logged

You: and im telling the police you are impersentating dave.....

Stranger: I'm at a coffee shop

You: you prob killed him

Stranger: What now?

You: just wait for them to come

Stranger: lol

You: im gonna call them now, ive got your ip and will be passing it on to them

Stranger: You don't have my IP

You: yes i do....a ip tracker is not hard to dl/use

Stranger: You have to coffee shops IP

Stranger: the

You: yeah and the time and what computer you are on...wont be hard to track you down

Stranger: What city am I then?

Stranger: If you have my ip

You: i cant tell from an ip but the police can

You: be prepared for them to be there soon

You have disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiii

You: I have a message from God!

Stranger: wht

Stranger: can i kw ur name

You:
Jesus

Stranger: mine is hanuman ji...

You:
Hi!

Stranger: u asl go away bastard

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: I want to role-play as your girlfriend. Would that be cool?

Stranger: how about something a little kinkyer?

You: Well, it might get there. Girls like to do a little prep work, y'know?

You: We could start in the living room if you want.

You: And see where it goes.

Stranger: ok, you start

You: So, we're on the couch. Like, watching TV or something. Angelina Jolie comes on screen.

You: How does that make you feel?

Stranger: I start to get a boner and you notice

You: I look down at it and gasp.

You: I bite my lip a little.

You: "Do you think she's pretty?"

Stranger: "not as pretty as you hun"

You: I smile. You've said the right thing.

You: I get a little closer.

You: "Do you think, one day, maybe we'll get married?"

Stranger: "i dont know, I wouldnt mind"

You: I run my hand down your front

You: "If you ever leave me, I'll kill myself. I swear to God I will."

Stranger: "It's ok hun, i wont" I stroke your hair

You: "And would it kill you to go out with the boys a little less? Seems like it's every other weekend. Also, I want you to cancel your subscrption to Sky Sports."

You: "And we're seeing Dave and Jenni for dinner on Saturday night"

You: "Don't make that face"

Stranger: "Okay, I won't and do you want to cancel Dave and Jenni?"

You: "No, I don't want to cancel Dave and Jenni. They're my friends and I thought we could see MY friends for a change instead of your boring football-mad ****er pals every weekend. You really are a thoughtless ****."

Stranger: "okay, I will, please don't get so mad babe"

You: "Don't call me 'babe', you patronising bastard!" I storm into the bedroom, firmly locking the door behind me. "And if you think you're getting in here tonight, you've got another bloody thing coming!"

Stranger: "Im really sorry, please don't do this, you know i love you"

You: I've put on the Mamma Mia soundtrack on the bedroom stereo as loud as it can go. It's still not enough to drown out my hysterical sobs.

You: Also, I'm cutting up your favourite T-shirts

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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He was only fifteen too. Filthy wee ****.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi there

Stranger: hows it going

You: I is Russian Hello!

Stranger: u a guy?

You:
No gril english nt gud x

Stranger: thats ok

Stranger: i would love to meet a russian girl

You:
were yu

Stranger: i am from ireland

Stranger: ireland

You:
Hash?

Stranger: how old are you

You:
18 yr old

Stranger: no hash at the moment

Stranger: do you have a photo

You:
lut of foto x

Stranger: can u sent me a photo

Stranger: ssend

You:
what uddres?

Stranger: [email protected]

Stranger: i will send you my photo

You:
dunt now how!!

Stranger: do u have a link

You:
u pervert?

Stranger: haha no

Stranger: im 19

You:
ok

Stranger: but i would love to meet a russian girl

You:
almost girl now finised in 2 months

Stranger: finished what?

You:
being girl almost

Stranger: dont understand

Stranger: were you a guy before?

You:
not in my head but yes, is this ok?

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
PointyBirds:868733 said:
You: I want to role-play as your girlfriend. Would that be cool?

Stranger: how about something a little kinkyer?

You: Well, it might get there. Girls like to do a little prep work, y'know?

You: We could start in the living room if you want.

You: And see where it goes.

Stranger: ok, you start

You: So, we're on the couch. Like, watching TV or something. Angelina Jolie comes on screen.

You: How does that make you feel?

Stranger: I start to get a boner and you notice

You: I look down at it and gasp.

You: I bite my lip a little.

You: "Do you think she's pretty?"

Stranger: "not as pretty as you hun"

You: I smile. You've said the right thing.

You: I get a little closer.

You: "Do you think, one day, maybe we'll get married?"

Stranger: "i dont know, I wouldnt mind"

You: I run my hand down your front

You: "If you ever leave me, I'll kill myself. I swear to God I will."

Stranger: "It's ok hun, i wont" I stroke your hair

You: "And would it kill you to go out with the boys a little less? Seems like it's every other weekend. Also, I want you to cancel your subscrption to Sky Sports."

You: "And we're seeing Dave and Jenni for dinner on Saturday night"

You: "Don't make that face"

Stranger: "Okay, I won't and do you want to cancel Dave and Jenni?"

You: "No, I don't want to cancel Dave and Jenni. They're my friends and I thought we could see MY friends for a change instead of your boring football-mad ****** pals every weekend. You really are a thoughtless ****."

Stranger: "okay, I will, please don't get so mad babe"

You: "Don't call me 'babe', you patronising bastard!" I storm into the bedroom, firmly locking the door behind me. "And if you think you're getting in here tonight, you've got another bloody thing coming!"

Stranger: "Im really sorry, please don't do this, you know i love you"

You: I've put on the Mamma Mia soundtrack on the bedroom stereo as loud as it can go. It's still not enough to drown out my hysterical sobs.

You: Also, I'm cutting up your favourite T-shirts

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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He was only fifteen too. Filthy wee ****.
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<laugh>
 
This site if full of ****ing perverts.

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: F23G

You: Sorry, Glasgow

Stranger: m 21 usa

You: I wanna role-play

Stranger: wat bout pics to?

You: Hold on a minute

Stranger: ok

You: OK. I've just got out of bed. George and Mr Dinosaur are eating breakfast. I'm wearing my red dress.

You: http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/assets_c/2010/01/peppa-pig-thumb-240x285.jpg

You: "Good morning Mummy Pig"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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