Stranger: im looking for a girl to skype. You: herro Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: me ching chang chong china man, you lookin for girl big titties yes? Stranger: yes You: you look in rong place then dickhead Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is so much fun You: 28, 72, 55 and a 12 please Stranger: wat Stranger: male ya female You: this is chinese direct right? Stranger: are you girl You: i used to be... Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT - omg someone just trolled me... Stranger: Hi there, fellow Homo sapiens! Nice to meet you! I'm 23/m/India. May I know your ASL? (And, by the way, I'm not interested in talking to (a) immature kids (1, (b) uneducated morons, (c) perverts (including gays and lesbians), (d) beef-munchers, because those nasty barbarians disgust me and who, I guess, will resort to cannibalism once cows become extinct, and (e) Americans, Brits and Australians, because I hate and despise them; so if you fall into one or more of those categories, you may as well disconnect right away.)
They can be quite touchy on that site. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: indian? You: hi You: no thanks, I'm not hngry just now You: not hungry just now Stranger: gtfo Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just had some fun Stranger: What kind of music do you listen to? You: whos this? Stranger: This is watermelon You: **** off and put dave on You: i wanna chat to dave Stranger: Ok Stranger: hold on Stranger: he is taking a **** or something You: tell him to hurry the **** up You: i need to talk to dave Stranger: ok here he is Stranger: This is dave. You: god dave...at last ive found you Stranger: Who is this? You: you tell me....dave would know Stranger: Amy? You: no Stranger: Good. You: ffs you ****, put dave on! Stranger: It's me Stranger: Mom? You: it aint you, listen to me you little dickhead you put dave on now or there will be trouble Stranger: Mom! You: right, im calling the police Stranger: BUT ITS ME Stranger: DAVE You: your ip is logged You: and im telling the police you are impersentating dave..... Stranger: I'm at a coffee shop You: you prob killed him Stranger: What now? You: just wait for them to come Stranger: lol You: im gonna call them now, ive got your ip and will be passing it on to them Stranger: You don't have my IP You: yes i do....a ip tracker is not hard to dl/use Stranger: You have to coffee shops IP Stranger: the You: yeah and the time and what computer you are on...wont be hard to track you down Stranger: What city am I then? Stranger: If you have my ip You: i cant tell from an ip but the police can You: be prepared for them to be there soon You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii You: I have a message from God! Stranger: wht Stranger: can i kw ur name You: Jesus Stranger: mine is hanuman ji... You: Hi! Stranger: u asl go away bastard Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there Stranger: hows it going You: I is Russian Hello! Stranger: u a guy? You: No gril english nt gud x Stranger: thats ok Stranger: i would love to meet a russian girl You: were yu Stranger: i am from ireland Stranger: ireland You: Hash? Stranger: how old are you You: 18 yr old Stranger: no hash at the moment Stranger: do you have a photo You: lut of foto x Stranger: can u sent me a photo Stranger: ssend You: what uddres? Stranger: [email protected] Stranger: i will send you my photo You: dunt now how!! Stranger: do u have a link You: u pervert? Stranger: haha no Stranger: im 19 You: ok Stranger: but i would love to meet a russian girl You: almost girl now finised in 2 months Stranger: finished what? You: being girl almost Stranger: dont understand Stranger: were you a guy before? You: not in my head but yes, is this ok? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just had a huge conversation as Fireman Sam some crazy questions I had to get her to google Pontypandy as I was getting bored.
