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This is by far the gayest thread ever, even worse than Hoadie's 40+ page one.
 
One of you?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
What are you wearing?Stranger 1: cloths

Stranger 2: Shoes.

Stranger 1: socks

Stranger 1: shorts

Stranger 2: Gloves

Stranger 1: boxers

Stranger 2: Nail polish

Stranger 1: t shirt

Stranger 2: Bra

Stranger 1: a smile

Stranger 2: A knife

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 1: no way...!

Stranger 2: Get it ?

Stranger 1: a knife

Stranger 2: Well, a bra, ok, but also gloves and a knife.

Stranger 2: Did I mention the chloroform ?

Stranger 2: Oh, and a mask.

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 2: There, now I did.

Stranger 1: ah

Stranger 1: i see

Stranger 2: Yes, you do.

Stranger 2: I'm a butcher.

Stranger 2: A transvestite butcher.

Stranger 1: what color nail polish

Stranger 2: On Halloween.

Stranger 2: Blue green

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
would you **** a 14 year old who looked 18Stranger: no

You: are they breathing?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Had that question twice in a row
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hiya

Stranger: Heeeeey.

You: Are you the Fonz?

Stranger: The what?

You: The Fonz, he was a cool dude from Happy Days

Stranger: No.. I don't even know what that is. xD

You: Comedy show from the 1970's

Stranger: I wasn't even born then :L

You: Oooh a young one then

Stranger: Yep x3 Only seventeen.

You: Lovely

Stranger: Why?

You: Prefer them young

Stranger: Oh really? ;]

Stranger: How old are you?

You: Yes, I'm an old man stuck in the body of a young child

Stranger: So you're saying that you have a fit body then? xD

You: Not really, but they don't complain much

Stranger: So what do you like to do?

You: Bag piping, tea bagging, that sort of thing

And there ends the conversation! I'm going to have another go at this later!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hiya

Stranger: heyo

You: Let's go!

Stranger: where!

You: Blitzkrieg bop

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rude b*stard!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hiya

Stranger: Hi asl

You: Hi as a what?

Stranger: Age sex and location

You: Yes, I'm aged and would have sex in any location

Stranger: Tell me ur asl

Stranger: U male or female

Stranger: Ur age

Stranger: U from

You: Either or ducky, what ever floats your boat

Stranger: Male here

Stranger: You male or female

You: Mee too, wow we have so much in common

Stranger: U man or woman

Stranger: U male

You: Last time I looked

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not what he was after I suppose
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: what u wanna talk about?


Stranger: money


Stranger: if u r a female will u send me a cute pic of u?


You: whats ur email?


Stranger: [email protected]


You: ok give me a minute...


Stranger: kk


Stranger: u send it?


You: 1 min...


Stranger: alright


You: just signed u up to a dating website LOL


Stranger: r u a girl?


Stranger: so u hacked my account?


You: nope


Stranger: wat did u do then?


You: i told u what i did


Stranger: how did u do it?


You: used ur email


You: now u dont have to stalk on omegle:)


Stranger: how did u use it without hacking it


Stranger: now i can just delete and make a new 1 BITCH HAAHAH


You: ooh arent you smart


Stranger: HAHA U THE STUPID BITCH NOW ARENT U


You: nope lol


You: shat yourself


Stranger: and fyi u didnt hack my account


You: i know i never you spastic


You: you actually checked didnt u hahaha


Stranger: no


You: yeah u did


Stranger: u said u signed me up for a online dating site but u didnt becus u dnt kno my password


You: dont need to know password, only need to submit email address to site


Stranger: **** u now im gonna delete my email and make a new 1 pussy ass nigga


You: hahahahaha you've been done


Stranger: bitch suck yo moms big ass horse dick'


You: run along and delete your account ya thick ****


You: hahaha


Stranger: get ur moms dick out yur ass
 
Someone showed me these before

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this **** is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
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