You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hiya Stranger: Heeeeey. You: Are you the Fonz? Stranger: The what? You: The Fonz, he was a cool dude from Happy Days Stranger: No.. I don't even know what that is. xD You: Comedy show from the 1970's Stranger: I wasn't even born then :L You: Oooh a young one then Stranger: Yep x3 Only seventeen. You: Lovely Stranger: Why? You: Prefer them young Stranger: Oh really? ;] Stranger: How old are you? You: Yes, I'm an old man stuck in the body of a young child Stranger: So you're saying that you have a fit body then? xD You: Not really, but they don't complain much Stranger: So what do you like to do? You: Bag piping, tea bagging, that sort of thing And there ends the conversation! I'm going to have another go at this later!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hiya Stranger: heyo You: Let's go! Stranger: where! You: Blitzkrieg bop Your conversational partner has disconnected. Rude b*stard!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hiya Stranger: Hi asl You: Hi as a what? Stranger: Age sex and location You: Yes, I'm aged and would have sex in any location Stranger: Tell me ur asl Stranger: U male or female Stranger: Ur age Stranger: U from You: Either or ducky, what ever floats your boat Stranger: Male here Stranger: You male or female You: Mee too, wow we have so much in common Stranger: U man or woman Stranger: U male You: Last time I looked Your conversational partner has disconnected. Not what he was after I suppose
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: what u wanna talk about? Stranger: money Stranger: if u r a female will u send me a cute pic of u? You: whats ur email? Stranger: [email protected] You: ok give me a minute... Stranger: kk Stranger: u send it? You: 1 min... Stranger: alright You: just signed u up to a dating website LOL Stranger: r u a girl? Stranger: so u hacked my account? You: nope Stranger: wat did u do then? You: i told u what i did Stranger: how did u do it? You: used ur email You: now u dont have to stalk on omegle Stranger: how did u use it without hacking it Stranger: now i can just delete and make a new 1 BITCH HAAHAH You: ooh arent you smart Stranger: HAHA U THE STUPID BITCH NOW ARENT U You: nope lol You: shat yourself Stranger: and fyi u didnt hack my account You: i know i never you spastic You: you actually checked didnt u hahaha Stranger: no You: yeah u did Stranger: u said u signed me up for a online dating site but u didnt becus u dnt kno my password You: dont need to know password, only need to submit email address to site Stranger: **** u now im gonna delete my email and make a new 1 pussy ass nigga You: hahahahaha you've been done Stranger: bitch suck yo moms big ass horse dick' You: run along and delete your account ya thick **** You: hahaha Stranger: get ur moms dick out yur ass
