If you loved me you'd get me unbanned from the Saints board
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plz?
Stranger: helllo?
You: 21 f Manchester
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: 19 m
You: where you from
Stranger: nz
Stranger: feeling a bit horny
You: wanna see my pic?
Stranger: ummm if i can
You:[NSFW] http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcStPrEJjKdXNRMmxzS2dHnlbuBJyfUgBOgQI2RXIUZ9X0KBaYvN[/NSFW]
You: i have nice boobs
Stranger: yeah they are?
You: you think im hot?
Stranger: umm yeah
You: you're a virgin aren't you
Stranger: yeah'
You: do you know how i knew
Stranger: nope
You: you agreed that i was hot!
You: no man thinks a lady boy is hot
You: unless he hasn't seen boob before
Stranger: it was a fake pic i suppose
You: nope
Stranger: ur face was hot then
You: had the picture done 4 months ago in a photo shoot
Stranger: and ur boobs were sumthing to die for
You: you haven't seen boob before have you
Stranger: i have
You: what your mums!!!
Stranger: but not gud as these
Stranger: **** off bitch
You: were you not breast fed
Stranger: tell ur dad to give u a blowjob
You: wow i hit a raw nerve there didn't i
Stranger: yes i was offended by that
You: just trying to be funny
Stranger: it wasnt
You: my humor you see
Stranger: olrite
Stranger: so do u like to **** boys or girls?
You: both
You: im bi
Stranger:
Stranger: m not
You: guys are surprisingly turned on by having a dick in their arse
Stranger:
Stranger: m straight
You: cool
Stranger: but youre boobs are really nice
Stranger:
You: thanks
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ur turning a man?
You: i am going from a woman to a man and had experimental surgery to see if they could put a penis on a woman
You: looks alright doesn't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey asl?
Stranger: 14m
You: cool 15/f/usa
Stranger: niceeee
Stranger: horny or bored?
You: bit of both
Stranger: im really horny dude lol wanna vid chat ??
Stranger: just reg.
You: no you are too old i like sort of maddy mcanns type of age
Stranger: maddy mcann ?
Stranger: & plzzz itd make me really lucky
Stranger: plzz
Stranger: plzz
Stranger: olzz
You: your too old i like proper kids
You: ok maybe but would you eat my tampons?
Stranger: ok lol want me to send link?
Stranger: for the vid chat
You: would you eat my rancid ****?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
do you **** cot death victims?
Stranger 1: LOL
Stranger 1: Necrophilia
Stranger 2: reminds me of twilight...
Stranger 2: a girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: male here
You: f
You: im fe
Stranger: i'm 19
Stranger: USA
Stranger: nice
You: 15/f/uk
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do you mind if I'm horny?
You: lol i duno
Stranger: you dunno?
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: white tank top and black leggings y?
Stranger: i'm in bed
Stranger: i have only my underwear on
Stranger: i love black leggings
You: cool haha
You: are you jerking?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: do you like that?
You: yeah it makes me feel hot when guys jerk
Stranger: mmmm
You: only one thing makes me hotter
Stranger: what?
You: The thought of them eating my bloody sanitary towels
Stranger: interesting...
You: woud u?
Stranger: i don't think so, but for our chat we can pretend
You: could i smear my rancid poo on your chest?
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: rancid, huh?
You: yeah hehe ?
Stranger: now you're toying with me
You: not at all
Stranger: oh, your'e 15 and are into smearing poo?
You: yessum problem?
Stranger: or are you realy 15?
Stranger: should i find someone else to jerk off with?
You: i watched alot of sunderland football club when i was younger so i like ****
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: not sure what that is (assuming american soccer)
You: yeah soccer
Stranger: or football, as the rest of the world calls it
You: have you ever put your dick up your own arse
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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