Things you'd put in Room 101

piers 'traitor' morgan

 

The band that follow England around

 

Oh yes...and again and again. I turned England off again tonight because of it. i won't consider going to a game all the while there's a chance those tossers are there.

 

Slow news days - Current subjects Abu Quatada , Bedroom Tax , NHS death rates to high, Binge drinking , Obesity , High street sales down and the weather.
Gas bills charged in Kilowatts per hour (A measurement of Electricity) and the nightmare calculation to find out if you've been over charged when you get an
estimated bill. It's a bit like getting you're water bill in feet and inches.
Bankers and the way they f**ked this country for the last 5 years. Yet they still expect a bonus.
Blunderside putting Hull City on AM radio.

 

Just cross it out and write next to it "If I don't hear back within X days I will assume my application has been successful" They'll either give you the job for initiative or you weren't gonna get it anyway

 

Got home from work today, wife had an old replay of 'Come Dine with me' on, started watching it (I know,I know, sorry) and your ****in' feminists wouldn't have been too happy with one of the contestants who told a frosty faced bitch that the last time he saw a face like hers it was on all fours eating grass!

 

I just had a series of emails from a recruitment agency, who I last spoke to several years ago.

we see by your CV that you could be an ideal candidate for a position we are recruiting for.
I respond, "if it pays more than 40k make me an appointment.
Their reply,please send us your cv
Dumb lying ****ers.

 

Condoms.

 

Yet you never thought to add 'VD' to your list...?

 

Folks who blow cigarette smoke in my face - ****ing twats

Jellied eels - ****ing horrible

Musicals - ****ing rubbish

 

Drivers who insist on tailgating, but won't overtake you because you're doing the speed limit. It's a motorway not an F1 track, either drop back a bit or overtake me you ****s.

 

Energy saving light bulbs. They are ****ing ****. Take ages to get going and even then don't emit any light. I was sat reading the paper on the bog last night I looked like a ****ing jap.

 

^^^

 

two of mine were due to the sun rather than my eyesight.

 

Deal or No Deal and whoever thought it'd be a good idea to have Noel Edmonds present it. It's just a guessing game, there's no skill to it at all. All the contestants have their expenses paid while they wait for their turn, so it isn't costing them much to be there compared with how much they can win.

When Edmonds goes "Oh you're playing a very, very clever game there. I see what you're trying to do.", what the ****ing hell is he on about? The bloke is just pointing at boxes! Then when a low number comes out they go over and hug some random person who opens the box as if they were responsible for it's contents. What a pile of ****e.

Just deal on the first go, say "I'll have my cheque now please" and leave. It could be £350, but it's £350 more than you started the show with. Or even better, scrap the whole ****ing thing.

 

Lorry drivers, driving side by side gassing away to each other on a ****ing duel carriageway.

 

Racists who hate others for pointing out that they are racists.
People who are appalled by seeing factory reared chickens then eat only free range eggs but then eat chicken in restuarants and take aways like they cannot work out they are eating factory reared chickens-or they are not responsible cos they are pissed.
The Venky CHICKEN empire.I would sooner cheer Marlon King-and he is destined for a hotter place than room 101

 

I hate it when the contestants think there's a strategy to the game, and try to make it seem like there's a degree of intellect needed to win it.

Also, pisses me off when they make out they're great mates with everyone, when they've only just met them that week.

 

IST would put his "girlfreinds" driving in room 101.?!.Does room101 accept virtual partners

 

All fashion labels beginning with L apart from Lonsdale obviously