NAIL. ON. HEAD. If I went on there (I never would, but you for the sake of this) I'd just say "Right, open boxes 1 to 10, see what's left, make me an offer and them Im out of here" Show done in 25 seconds. When contestants say "box 6 has had a high value for 5 of the last 7 shows so the odds are it will again..." SHUT THE **** UP. It is completely random you twerp. And before anyone says '"don't watch it then", I don't - Ive seen it once in my life.
Additionally, I'd like Lee Evans to gonk his way in there; if I ever see him on TV again it's a billion years too soon. And the same goes for that daft **** Lee Nelson. People who gob in the street; it's ****ing rank and completely unnecessary. Why do people feel compelled to spit all over the floor? It's like walking among a billion tiny green jellyfish when you walk through Old Town. Do it on the football pitch because you're sweating and out of breath and it makes your spit really gungy but not where other people have to walk around and see it.... Finally, I'd stick in anybody who believes in Scientology. What a bunch of ****s. "There's a secret knowledge, that you must learn that will change the way you look at everything and everyone." "Oh My God, please, go on" "No, first give me $8000" "Ok so what's the secret to civilisation?" "An evil space alien trapped the souls of an ancient race and dropped them into a volcano on Earth. Then, he brainwashed all the souls and left them out to find new bodies, which they did - all according to our great leader who was a science fiction writer in his spare time." "Erm, Can I have my money back?" "No, but if you pay another $4000, we can help you move into a compound where you can't have much contact with the outside world and if you ever try to leave we'll excommunicate you from everybody you hold closest, make your whole family hate you and generally turn you into one of us douchebags."
People who throw litter on the floor instead of carrying it to a bin. Cookery programmes (that are generally how to squish sugar, fat and salt into different shapes) in between programmes on lard arses.
I'd also put DIY in but more because I'm crap at it. I can understand someone doing DIY to save money but how anyone can enjoy it is beyond me. If I have the misfortune to go in B&Q I feel totally inadequate seeing someone with a bag of cement and a big smile on their face cos they can't wait to get home to put an extension on their house.
Hear Hear! What an absolute load of bullshit that stuff is. I'd like to put in The French. France would be a fantastic place if they weren't there.
Does self harm form part of DIY.Certainly it should be put in room 101(and only brought out in an emergency)
- People that slag someone off to high heaven when they're not around and then act nice to their face. - Mushrooms - Drivers that sit in the middle lane on a motorway regardless - Drivers that don't use their indicators - Sensitive teeth - STIs (not that I've had one but the risk annoys me) - Walking towards a group of people on a street that don't move out of the way or go single file, forcing you to walk on the road - People that don't give a **** they've just walked so to make a pidgeon fly right at your face and make you flinch like a dickhead... just walk around it, you know it's going to fly in my direction, ergo you're a ****! - Wasting food - People who type and put two spaces when starting a new sentence after a full stop - Reality TV - Chinos - Cats
People with poor memories or comprehensive skills unable to see/hear the word 'Humberside' without responding like Pavlov's dog about "It's been abolished" or "It doesn't exist", like dogs baying at the moon
