Things you'd put in Room 101

Why - because I got caught doing 80mph on the motorway and 38 and 40 in 30mph zones, neither time on a speed camera and always by a police car? If you've never exceeded the limits in these ways then I doff my cap to you.

 

And I lost me phone.

 

Then we should put your optician in Room 101 if you didn't see a police car on 3 separate occasions.

 

Maybe his eyes are aright, but his cap slipped over his eyes while his faffing about with it, doffing it to all and sundry?

To be safe, let's stick is cap in there as well.

 

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People who say 'issue' when they mean problem. 'gender' when they mean sex, I'm a human not an abstract grammatical concept ! Prissy little ticks !
Oh and all road planners too !

 

I remember someone on the radio that got caught on one journey by three different sets of cameras on the same road, (possibly the Westway into London) so were due for three separate convictions, which for them was a ban. They tried to argue that it should be just one offence as they never slowed down between them.

 

I have an issue with that suggestion

 

Nice one !

 

Right, here's one. I'm suggesting we put private cars into Room 101.


Here's the justification. As you can see, it's irrefutable and conclusive.

Drivers undergo a personality shift and lose all sense of society, expecting everything else to move to accommodate them, even though cars have the least rights of anything on the road and by law, MUST give way to everything else at all times. They're only there conditionally anyway, not like horses or pedestrians, or the people that actually got the roads built, cyclists. Yes, think on car jockeys if it hadn't been for the cycling lobby pushing for surfaced roads, the car would never have happened.

The car culture is a direct factor in crime. Before the car culture, people rarely strayed from their community, so strangers stood out and everyone knew who the paedos and burglars were. There were more people walking about providing safety in numbers instead of cocooned in their metal cages.

Cars kill. There's the obvious accident deaths, but even greater numbers die from being forced to suck the poison cars spew out. You drive a car, you kill babies.

Obvious when you look at it. IN THEY GO.

 

Shut up you tart

 

Jeremy? Jeremy is that you?

 

That'll be because you haven't had gender in a while

 

Brilliant

 

Obviously I'd put in room 101 basically put the over use literally of words that actually try to literally make the user basically sound more intelligent but obviously just basically make them literally sound like they are actually a ****!

 

English weather

 

i concur

 

Paul Dufferman Duffen for the way he ran the club in the PL especially and almost ending the life of Hull City AFC.