Off Topic The Weather.

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
****ing A31 across the New Forest has cars still stuck from 5pm tonight for 5 hours and most will still be there in the morning.
It’s making me feel quite homesick.
 
The Omega Man said:
****ing A31 across the New Forest has cars still stuck from 5pm tonight for 5 hours and most will still be there in the morning.
It’s making me feel quite homesick.
Click to expand...

Pfft, they don't make things like they used to. I bet cars never got stuck in the old forest.
 
  • Like
Reactions: PLT
bum_chinned_crab said:
I ****ing hate that the previous owners shoved UPVC windows into my quite old house. It looks ****ing **** and the ****s want hanging for crimes against windowry. But I’ve got a lot of the bastards and it’ll cost ****loads to change em back to wooden sash.

I will bloody do it, I just hope the next owners appreciate it.
Click to expand...

When you do, get Accoya wood. Same wood they use to line the canals in Amsterdam - they come with a 50 year warranty against degradation - pricey mind.
 
Mr Bob said:
I think I'm in the only spot in the country that's had **** all but cold wind.

Forecast to change tonight mind. Hope it does.

And **** having wooden windows, they don't look nice for long.
Click to expand...

They do if they're made from Accoya.
 
Ernie Shackleton said:
Currently shown as delayed till 10.30am.

If it's ok to take off it'll depend on where the **** the plane is now.
Click to expand...

Don't think any Ryanair or Jet2 left LBA today so, if it's one of them, it's probably wherever it was.

Edit: scrap that, the Jet2 flight today was a 737-300. One planned for tomorrow is an 800.
 
The Omega Man said:
**** me its bad enough down here, but how deep is the snow in Hull?

HDM
Army sent to dig out jackknifed lorry and cars on roofs as drivers left stranded on A614
Click to expand...
I heard they're running out of land to build houses on, but building in the middle of a road's a bit desperate ain't it ?
 
Julian Edelman said:
Lovely place is St Ives.
Drove to Erth about 4 years back and got the train in.
Very nice warm day.
Mind you them ****ing seagulls Are a bastard nicking your chips
Click to expand...
Lather your chips in that white glue. They'll think its mayo. If nowt else, it'll shut the squalking bastards up.
 
TreeHugger said:
And yet Manchester Arena chose to go ahead with the Paul Weller gig. They were getting a lot of annoyed messages on Twitter for it last night.
Click to expand...

If the organisers cancel the gig compensation will be due to punters and the gig rescheduled, if the gig goes ahead but you can't get there well tough titty.
 
  • Like
Reactions: TreeHugger
TreeHugger said:
And yet Manchester Arena chose to go ahead with the Paul Weller gig. They were getting a lot of annoyed messages on Twitter for it last night.
Click to expand...

From whom?

Not the people sat in the Arena waiting for the Jam reject to get a ****ing wriggle on, I guess.


Complaining on Twitter. The first refuge of the modern day moronic Clown Shoe.

Should just be told to **** the ****ing **** right ****ing off by automated reply and their so-called 'tweets' confined to the ether.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back