****ing A31 across the New Forest has cars still stuck from 5pm tonight for 5 hours and most will still be there in the morning. It’s making me feel quite homesick.
When you do, get Accoya wood. Same wood they use to line the canals in Amsterdam - they come with a 50 year warranty against degradation - pricey mind.
Don't think any Ryanair or Jet2 left LBA today so, if it's one of them, it's probably wherever it was. Edit: scrap that, the Jet2 flight today was a 737-300. One planned for tomorrow is an 800.
I heard they're running out of land to build houses on, but building in the middle of a road's a bit desperate ain't it ?
Lather your chips in that white glue. They'll think its mayo. If nowt else, it'll shut the squalking bastards up.
No.1 daughter just spent 14 hours getting from Elloughton to Manchester, spent most of the night parked on the M62.
And yet Manchester Arena chose to go ahead with the Paul Weller gig. They were getting a lot of annoyed messages on Twitter for it last night.
If the organisers cancel the gig compensation will be due to punters and the gig rescheduled, if the gig goes ahead but you can't get there well tough titty.
From whom? Not the people sat in the Arena waiting for the Jam reject to get a ****ing wriggle on, I guess. Complaining on Twitter. The first refuge of the modern day moronic Clown Shoe. Should just be told to **** the ****ing **** right ****ing off by automated reply and their so-called 'tweets' confined to the ether.
