The Sunday Only Thread

[Didley Squat]

yep had your molies in my pockets, thought you were after a friendly game of pocket billiards away match, but the pink never moved, that's when i twigged it was just the cash

I'm a snooker fan, you can sink the pink or the brown ............. or black, yellow.............

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I reckon your faster than Hurricane Higgins in his prime, when it comes to snooker

 

[Makemstine Roger]

hey we now have Diddly the dip faster pocket lightner , since Charlie Peace of ye old London fame

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Diddley the pocket dipper, the fastest in the west.....

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I thought that was Pelosi pincher before she got rumbled by the feds and had to retire

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Just had a text message from one of the nuns, complaining that Rev'd. Didley has failed to show up for the third day running. They are furious, cos he promised them an endless supply of vodka....

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Just had a text message from one of the nuns, complaining that Rev'd. Didley has failed to show up for the third day running. They are furious, cos he promised them an endless supply of vodka....

well that's just downright naaaaaaasty durty dawg

 

[Didley Squat]

I’ve been in the Confessional listening to you lot, no wonder k’m late!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

i hope that mouthwash with carbolic dun you good young man

 

[Didley Squat]

Can l suggest we move over to the Christening Bar to wet the baby’s head!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

As long as it's a free bar !

 

[Makemstine Roger]

are you joking we are talking the rev here

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Oh, don't be like that Rog. He is a kind and wonderful person he can't help being a tight fisted wallaby.......

 

[Didley Squat]

are you joking we are talking the rev here

I resemble that remark!

Oh, don't be like that Rog. He is a kind and wonderful person he can't help being a tight fisted wallaby.......

You got the first bit right but the tight fisted detail was obviously….. Sans or that Kiwi fellow!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

hang on they are breeding, the rev now has a gang of three

 

[Wooperts_duck]

You got the first bit right but the tight fisted detail was obviously….. Sans or that Kiwi fellow!

 

[Didley Squat]

Morning parishioners!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

howdy rough rider

 

[Didley Squat]

Evening all you smoothies!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Evening you rascals